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Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mines Excavated:	1952	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Runes Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	948	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	282754	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6411
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1635	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1521	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?