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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3282 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 63 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!