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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
