NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

BlockyBFFBreakup

BETRAYAL, BlockyBFFBreakup, Closure, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, emotional baggage, ending friendship, ex best friend, falling out, friendship, healing, hurt feelings, letting go, lost connection, misunderstanding, moving on, personal growth, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1435
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner drama llama as we recreate all the juicy gossip and scandals of high school friendships gone wrong.

Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., Cake, California, club, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Online webmap, PRETEND, San Jose, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, united states, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/max452mh/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

WifeAppreciation Minecraft Server

Admirable, affectionate, amazing, Beautiful, Beloved, Caring, cherished, Compliment, KIND, love, Lovely, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Server, Special, Spouse, supportive, SWEET, thoughtful, Wife, WifeAppreciation, Wonderful

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Miners

Balmung, Coeurl, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, DC AUCTION, Empyreum, Eulmore, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming Community, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, miners, Monthly Male Meetup, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, The Beehive, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mines Excavated:	3508	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Under the Nightly Sky Edition, is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Sister’sGF-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, family fight, family members, family only, family pester, family relationships, family wedding, Girlfriend, high school sweetheart, Minecraft, new girlfriend, Server, short flings, sister, SistersGFFree, step dad, step mom, Wedding, Wedding guest

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	7913	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong!

Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?

With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancé caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!

ToddlerTurfWars

avoidance, Boundaries, Chaos, children, Communication, Confrontation, family, generational differences, Interaction, neighbor, parenting, Playing, relationships, Respect, Space, toddlers, ToddlerTurfWars

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and chaos is left at the door!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.

Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.

So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉

LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, coping, growth, inspiration, lemonade, LemonadeLover, lemons, Life, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, optimism, perspective, positivity, ProVerb, Quote, resilience, response, silver lining, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!

Block Break-Up: Focus on Crafting

BLOCK, Breakup, Crafting, Focus, forgetting love, giving up on relationships, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-focus, self-fulfillment, self-prioritization

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of getting heartbroken in relationships? Well, forget about love and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about dating. Build your own virtual kingdom, battle dragons, and make friends with virtual sheep. Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless fun!

PixelPCOS Power-Up

Endocrine System, fertility, hormonal disorders, hormonal function, hormonal health, hormonal imbalance, hormonal regulation, insulin resistance, metabolic parameters, PCOS, PixelPCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, powerup, reproductive health, supplementation, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiency symptoms, vitamin levels, vitamin therapy, weight management, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3126	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Divine Spears Created:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t do nuthin’ for ya? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical land of wonder and excitement, where the sun always shines and the creepers are actually friendly!

Join our server and you’ll be feelin’ like a brand new person, thanks to our secret ingredient: Vitamin D! That’s right, we sprinkle that stuff on everything, and let me tell ya, it works wonders. Your metabolic parameters will be off the charts, and you’ll be runnin’ around like a crazy person in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special events every week, like the Great Creeper Dance-Off and the Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant. Plus, our staff is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. They’ll make sure you have the time of your life, even if it means sacrificing a few chickens along the way.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server today and start livin’ your best Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server that offers free Vitamin D supplements? It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions.

IZMAILOV OPENED A HARDCORE Minecraft server

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Hardcore, IZMAILOV, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Opened, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, RPG, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

The owner of the server “IZMAILOV OPENED HARDCORE” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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