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HermitCraftRejects – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	171

Are you a hermit in real life but a social butterfly in Minecraft? Do you prefer talking to pixels over people? Then boy, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with introverted, almost anti-social outcast fellas just like you, who thrive in the virtual world but struggle in the real one. Join us for a chance to make friends without ever having to leave your comfort zone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you tell a bad joke. So come on in and see if you can make the ghost laugh!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crops Grown:	3852	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

abusive ex, bad friend, Be me, Bipolar, blink, college dating, CraftyCreeperz, disintegrating friendships, Emotional Abuse, Eye, feeling down, feeling guilty, friend conflict, friend drama, gtbe, Loneliness, ltbe, Manipulation, self harm, threatening behavior, toxic relationship, warning signs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

accessible gaming, beginner level, Casual Gaming, difficulty settings, EASY, easy mode, entry level, game difficulty, game settings, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, gaming experience, gaming options, leisurely gaming, low difficulty, Minecraft, no pressure gaming, Peasy, player choice, relaxed gaming, simple-gameplay, Squeezy, stress-free gaming, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Items Found:	6215	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2057	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

age verification, alcohol, awkward, awkward situation, Beverage, Blockers, booze, cashier, Crafty, Happy, hour, ID check, Identification, judgemental, legal age, meets, Minecraft, Purchase, Retail, scrutiny, shopping, Store, strange look, suspicious, transaction, Verification

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5753

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?