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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 181 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
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