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The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Farms Harvested:	746	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	7766
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Items Found:	3901

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!

BingeCraft: Netflix Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Netflix, Netflix binge watching TV shows Streaming Entertainment Recommendations Series Television Drama Comedy Thriller Mystery Sci-fi Fantasy Action Romance Suspense Adventure Crime Reality TV Documentaries

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	224	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!

EvacuateCraft Minecraft Server

city, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, EvacuateCraft, evacuation, Gains, Government, Humanitarian Aid, International, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Refugees, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ores Mined:	8188	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of war-torn ukraine by building ur own virtual city! we got creeper explosions that are way more intense than russian advances, and u can team up with ur friends to take down the evil ender dragon just like ukraine is fighting against russia! plus, our admins are like ukrainian soldiers, always ready to protect u from griefers and hackers. so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PardonTheFarmers420

agriculture, Cannabis, cannabis industry, criminal justice reform, drug policy, economic development, Economy, Farmers, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, King, Legal amnesty, legalization, morocco, North Africa, Pardons, PardonTheFarmers420, Royal pardon, rural communities, Small-scale farmers, social justice

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where Morocco’s King has pardoned over 4,800 cannabis farmers and now they’re all building epic weed farms in Minecraft!

Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!

QuadVisionCraft

Ability, Clarity, Distance, distant, excepțional, eXtraordinary, EyeSight, far-reaching, Incredible, long distance, long tail vision, Perception, Powerful, quadrillion miles, QuadVisionCraft, remarkable, Sight, Superhuman, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, vision

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly, you can see like, everything. your vision is so OP that you can spot a block from, like, a quadrillion miles away. you can see those sneaky creepers trying to ruin your day before they even know what hit them. join this server and become the ultimate spy, the ultimate sniper, the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER. ain’t no block gonna hide from you, no sir. come join us and see the world in a whole new way. it’s like playing on peaceful mode, but without all the boring stuff. come see for yourself, if you dare.