Hermitcraft 8: Episode 33 – I LIED Minecraft Servers

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	749
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4959	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	4753
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8417

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Towns Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	129
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!