hermione Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Votes:	999
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Hermione’s Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Escape

Balls, Climax, CoS, desire, Empty, Escape, fanfiction, FANTASY, fulfillment, Harry Potter, hermione, Hermiones, longing, love, Lust, Magic, Minecraft, Passion, ps, romance, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, witch, wizard

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	2387
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	513	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that can truly empty your balls is PS and CoS Hermione! Yes, you heard that right – our virtual Hermione is so mesmerizing that you won’t be able to resist joining our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

And if you’re looking for some friendly competition, we have weekly build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, magic, and of course, Hermione-induced ball-emptying fun. You won’t regret it!

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

QuoteCraft SMP

beloved quote, cherished saying, famous quote, Favorite, favorite phrase, favorite quote, favorite quote ever, favorite quote of all time, favorite saying, favorite words, inspiration, life motto, memorable quote, motivational, personal mantra, Quote, quote of the day, QuoteCraft, smp, treasured words, words to live by

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

CraftyRegretz

awkward moment, awkward situation, CraftyRegretz, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy comment, EMBARRASSMENT, foot in mouth, inappropriate comment, regret, regretful, regretful conversation, regretful remark., regrettable words, social blunder, social faux pas, social gaffe, social mistake, uncomfortable moment, verbal blunder, verbal mistake, verbal slip-up

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	4176	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Votes:	7265	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

23.109.46.163:25678

Empires MC

Adventure, building, Community Events, Cross-Play, Empires, Empires MC, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pinata Parties, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, town-building, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	278	Players Killed by Monsters:	6501
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	127
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

161.129.182.83

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8261	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2265
Mines Excavated:	4653	Buildings Constructed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4493	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!