hermione Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySarcasmSA

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	718	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Hermione’s Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Escape

Balls, Climax, CoS, desire, Empty, Escape, fanfiction, FANTASY, fulfillment, Harry Potter, hermione, Hermiones, longing, love, Lust, Magic, Minecraft, Passion, ps, romance, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, witch, wizard

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that can truly empty your balls is PS and CoS Hermione! Yes, you heard that right – our virtual Hermione is so mesmerizing that you won’t be able to resist joining our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

And if you’re looking for some friendly competition, we have weekly build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, magic, and of course, Hermione-induced ball-emptying fun. You won’t regret it!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Votes:	7286
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	147	Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2336	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	594252
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	2245
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	1026	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!