HermesCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HermesCraft – Where Luxury Disappears!

$13 billion, affluent, Claims, disappearing wealth, DISAPPEARS, extravagant lifestyle, family drama, financial loss, fortune, Heir, hermes, HermesCraft, high-end fashion, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, luxury, luxury brand, missing money, Riches, scandal, VANISHED, Wealthy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	1199	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, u kno this guy who was, like, super rich cuz his family owned, like, a bajillion dollars worth of fancy bags and stuff? well, guess what, now he’s all like “where da heck did all my money go?!”. like, he’s legit saying his whole $13 billion fortune just like disappeared into thin air or something.

anyways, so now he’s all like “i need to make some quick cash” and he’s decided to open up a minecraft server to try and get some of that sweet sweet moolah back. but get this, he’s not just offering some boring old survival mode or creative mode or whatever. nope, this guy is offering some CRAZY stuff on his server.

like, apparently, if u join his server, u get to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. and if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons?

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, then come on down and see if u can help this poor rich dude find his lost fortune. who knows, maybe u’ll become a billionaire too!

40k and a Creeper, What’s Next?

40k, achievement, AMBITION, celebration, creeper, Dedication, determination, fulfillment, future plans, goals, growth, hard work, Milestones, motivation, next steps, perseverance, progress, reaching goals, satisfaction, self improvement, success, whats

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as a creeper explosion! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, ruling over everyone with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie riding a chicken to a skeleton juggling creepers, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and patience. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have made it to the end without rage quitting (we won’t judge if you do, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky endermen, they love stealing blocks when you’re not looking.

Llama Land Adventure

3rd Hokage, 4th Kazekage, Adolf Hitler, Adventure, and killing a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal., Bombing, bombing buildings, Boruto, Experimenting, experimenting on children, female, gender bent, Impersonating, impersonating their identities, INVADING, invading the Leaf Village, killing, Land, Leaf Village, Llama, long trail tags: She got away with killing the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, molesting, molesting children, pardoned, possessing, possessing people’s bodies, Sacrificing, sacrificing their souls to revive zombies, stealing, stealing their faces, Two Blue Vortex, war criminal, zombies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	342	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to team up with the most notorious villain in all of Minecraft history. This player has killed the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, invaded the Leaf Village, bombed buildings, molested children, experimented on children, possessed people’s bodies, stolen their faces, impersonated their identities, sacrificed their souls to revive zombies, and killed a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Will you join forces with this infamous player or will you try to take her down? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

affordable, Crafty, customer satisfaction, Dedicated, efficient, excellent service, experienced, fast response, Flexible, Friendly, funhouse, high quality, lols, McLaughingtons, Open, open availability, Open for service, open-minded, personalized service, PROFESSIONAL, Reliable, satisfaction guaranteed, top rated, trustworthy, Welcoming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

acceptance, autism, AutisticCraft, Awareness, co-occurring disorders, collide, Community, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, diagnosed, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, schizophrenia, self-care, self-induced, stigma, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2777	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

adorable, Adventures, blocky, cute, Dedicated, Energetic, enthusiastic, Fan, fangirl, Idol, inspiration, japanese, jpop, Kawaii, love, Music, passionate, Performer, shiorin, Shiorins, Singer, Support, TALENTED

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8150
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Shiorin Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build giant pink unicorns and rainbow castles with your friends. But beware, because the zombie chickens are on the loose and they’re out for revenge!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our death-defying parkour courses and see if you have what it takes to reach the top. And don’t forget to visit our secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery!

So why join our Shiorin Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying pigs into battle against evil llamas while wearing a banana suit and wielding a diamond sword

Steve’s Missing Again

ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Community, crime, find him, help needed, investigation, missing, missing person, Mystery, Police, Public Safety, Report, search, Share, sighting, Steves, SUSPECT, tip, Urgent, wanted

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

2010s, 2020s, bad, bad tactics, blocks, bros, CraftyCommies, Leftists, Minecraft, rightoids, Server, Simple, stop supporting, Tactics, Trusting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, CREEPERS, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, diamonds, Digging, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, guides, Kaedehara Kazuha, LAUGHING, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a sprinkle of chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you! Don’t worry, they just want to trade some enchanted cookies with you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a realm filled with talking chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – come be a part of our wacky world today!

DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional

ACADEMIC, academic community, academic journey, achievement, Alumni, Brains, campus, career, college, Degree, DropoutCraft, education, Graduation, higher education, knowledge, learning, opportunity, Optional, STUDENT, Student Life, study, success, University

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that Notch himself comes to watch the battles. – We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. Just make sure you don’t get too close! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s pretty wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

attraction, Chaos, Communication, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, DATING, flirtation, Fun, fun to mess with, gender dynamics, humor, International relationships, japanese women, King, like him, Mess, MessyCraft, playful, relationships, Scary, social norms, Stereotypes, teasing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	3044
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1348
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!