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TalentBoastin’ SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns or something, and they grant wishes to players who find the rarest block in the game. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The whole server is actually floating on a giant taco in the sky. Yeah, you heard me right, a taco. And if you manage to build a house out of cheese, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret society of llamas who control the economy? Yeah, they trade emeralds for cookies and diamonds for bubble gum. It’s a total mind trip, but it’s so worth it.

So, if you wanna join this crazy adventure and show off your talent for building the weirdest stuff ever, then you gotta hop on this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Crops Grown:	3336
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2836
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers do the moonwalk, and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockyDefense Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures

SovietSeaSabotage

Baltic Sea, breaks, cables, communication disruption, cybersecurity, Espionage, Estonian, FINNISH, Finnish-Estonian, international waters, marine cables, maritime security, naval incident, russia, Russian shadow fleets, sabotage, shadow fleets, Ship, ship breaks, SovietSeaSabotage, undersea warfare

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	584076	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we got russian shadow fleets breakin marine cables like it’s nobodys business. u wanna be part of dat action, dontcha? come join us and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. who needs regular ol’ servers when u can be part of dis madness? so come on, what u waitin for? join us and be part of the craziest adventure u ever seen in Minecraft!

Auto-Corrected Worcestershire

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	7940
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	944	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?

we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.

so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Morning Macrophage Mayhem

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5016	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	158
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got macrophages running around like crazy, detecting and responding to harmful substances like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, depending on the time of day, these bad boys function differently!

In the morning, these macrophages are on fire, their inflammasome activation is quicker and more robust. It’s like they’ve had their morning coffee and they are ready to kick some immune system butt! So if you want an immune response that’s heightened during the early part of the day, then this is the server for you!

Join us now and experience the madness of macrophages in Minecraft like never before. Who knew immune cells could be so wild and crazy? Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

Survland server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Mineshield, Server, Survival, Survland, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	5774	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Survland: Vanilla Minecraft Server

Welcome to Survland, the classic vanilla Minecraft server! Here you will find a pure and unaltered gaming experience, a friendly community and true adventure in survival mode. Survland is a similar version of the popular Mineshield server, offering the same exciting experience. Join us and enjoy Minecraft in its original form!

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Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, all the 404s that have been forgotten i still remember, but i took of just like that and this next one i was going to drive home, but in saying that i looked at the time, but maybe a double kill was too much, but pepe was to much to kill, cope seethe post more, ETERNAL, HORIZON, i thought i just thought, it pointed to the past and every second that ticked over was like a win in my book, my eyes tighten and i thought maybe i was biting more then i could chew with that one, no one knows hows best done with undetectable death, that was my problem i didnt act, the power of thread killing mine, words i never thought id say, you mother fucker

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Ever wanted to kill Pepe in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Double kills, time travel, and forgotten 404s await you on our server. Coping, seething, and posting more has never been more fun! Experience undetectable death and tighten your eyes in excitement. Drive home the power of thread killing on our server like never before! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).