Hermes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EntitledCraft

instagram, Communication, EntitledCraft, Luxury gifts, entitled

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between entitled luxury lovers and frugal gift-givers!

Are you tired of your significant other demanding expensive gifts like a Louis Vuitton bag for passing an exam? Well, on our server, you can escape that madness and focus on building the ultimate diamond castle instead!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your partner and declaring that you won’t be a slave to their luxury demands. Show them who’s boss by crafting the most epic survival base and proving that true love is more valuable than any designer handbag.

So, if you’re ready to mine, craft, and conquer your relationship woes, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who shares your belief that gifts should be heartfelt, not just flashy. Let the Minecraft adventures begin!

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GFsSpendCraft or SpendyGFsCraft

Construction Company, frivolous spending, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, hermes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with extravagant spending habits!

Join us and build your own virtual empire, where you can spend as much virtual money as you want without any judgment. Need a diamond pickaxe that costs 10k? No problem, we got you covered. Want to go on a luxury vacation in the game? We have virtual resorts that will make your girlfriend’s trips look like a budget getaway.

Don’t worry about being called out for your spending habits here, because in this Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some in-game currency). So come join us and let loose, because sometimes you just need to splurge on pixelated luxury to feel alive!

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HermesCraft – Where Luxury Disappears!

Riches, fortune, $13 billion, Claims, luxury brand

so, like, u kno this guy who was, like, super rich cuz his family owned, like, a bajillion dollars worth of fancy bags and stuff? well, guess what, now he’s all like “where da heck did all my money go?!”. like, he’s legit saying his whole $13 billion fortune just like disappeared into thin air or something.

anyways, so now he’s all like “i need to make some quick cash” and he’s decided to open up a minecraft server to try and get some of that sweet sweet moolah back. but get this, he’s not just offering some boring old survival mode or creative mode or whatever. nope, this guy is offering some CRAZY stuff on his server.

like, apparently, if u join his server, u get to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. and if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons?

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, then come on down and see if u can help this poor rich dude find his lost fortune. who knows, maybe u’ll become a billionaire too!

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SewerCraft: Hermes Unleashed Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SewerCraft, historical preservation, art restoration, archaeological find

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got statues of Greek gods popping up in our sewers like it’s NBD. Hermes just chillin down there, probably waiting for his Amazon Prime delivery. Join us and maybe u’ll find Poseidon’s trident in ur toilet next, who knows? It’s a wild ride on dis server, come join the fun!

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Park Like This Minecraft Server

Parking, park, Server, discrimination, Frustration

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

COMEBACK, oilers hockey, Players, Hockey, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

future plans, relationships, Rent, misunderstanding, love

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

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CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

NoNameChange4Daughter, Grandma, Honor, estranged, Memory

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

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OuchieMcSMP

broken bones, surgery, Chronic pain, disability, Recovery

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

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RegretCraft: The End is Near

let down, regretful movie ending, frustrating finale, unsatisfactory conclusion, RegretCraft

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

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