yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!
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Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!
So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!
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CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
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Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!
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NoRoyalKingLineage
join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.
but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!
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MixedCraft Server
Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!
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EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RevivedTree Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported to a world where scientists have legit revived a freakin’ 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a seed found in a Judean cave. Like, what even is that?!But wait, there’s more! This tree is no ordinary tree, oh no. It’s a magical tree that grants players special powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Boom, this tree’s got you covered. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy, just chill by the tree for a bit.
And get this, the tree also produces the rarest and most valuable resources in the game. Diamonds? Pfft, child’s play. This tree spits out diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.
So, if you want to experience the most insane and mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the awesomeness of the 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a Judean cave. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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DescendantEmpMC SMP
Imagine logging onto our Minecraft SMP and discovering that you are actually the long-lost descendant of an ancient emperor! That’s right, your Minecraft character is royalty, baby! Join our server and uncover the secrets of your royal lineage while building epic castles and ruling over your subjects (aka other players). Will you be a benevolent ruler or a tyrannical despot? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some seriously epic role-playing shenanigans. So come on, join us and claim your rightful place on the throne!
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LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!