| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9909 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6629 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 271 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2148 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8864 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7062 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3893 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8051 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8860 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9705 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1139 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Animals Bred: | 200 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9526 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
