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NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Emeralds Found:	6932	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3196	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	9855	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3004	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Crops Grown:	5127

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	644019
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mines Excavated:	1028
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	767872
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!