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VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1844	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Animals Bred:	102
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	36
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7283	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8569	Dimension Hops:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	191
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Items Found:	1615	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3037
Villages Defended:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.