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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2424 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 460 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 29 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!