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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9011 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8794 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
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Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.
So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.