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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 255 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!