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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4665 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!