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LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

aging brains, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain rejuvenation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, drug therapy, labor induction, LaborCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Pregnancy drug, REJUVENATION, waste-clearing pumps

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Divine Spears Created:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

Admin Events, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Aussie, building, Chipped, city, Discord, farmers delight, FIX, flair, GRASS, Loot, Mic Communication, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, treasure chests, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

Q: What can I expect from the server events?

A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

“SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ancient magic, ANONYMOUS, dark fantasy, Elf, Enchanted, FANTASY, folklore, legend, Magic, Minecraft, Mystery, mystical, mystical beings, mythical creature, No. 101904412, OTHERWORLDLY, Quest, Shenanigans, smp, sorcery, spellbinding, Supernatural

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	7835

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	76
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3212	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	180516

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!