Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

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Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

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Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

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PixelPanicMC

abandonment, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, envy, Failure, Frustration, Guilt, HEARTBREAK, helplessness, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, PixelPanicMC, regret, rejection, Resentment, shame, worthlessness

Join our Minecraft server and never experience that feeling again! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about any non-physical pain in your life. In fact, one player was so happy on our server that they actually laughed their way into a new dimension where everything is made of diamonds and cake. True story, bro. So come join us and leave all your emotional woes behind – unless you count the emotional pain of not being able to play on our server, because that’s a real tragedy.

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PanicCraft SMP: PanicAttackFun

anxiety, chest pain, coping mechanisms, depersonalization, derealization, fear, heart racing, helplessness, mental health, mindfulness, OVERWHELMING, panic attack, PanicAttackFun, PanicCraft, self-care, shortness of breath, smp, stress, Support, sweating, Terror, Therapy, Trembling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where creepers are as common as dandelions! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re having a panic attack every time you hear that hissing sound behind you. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness of our server!

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CraftyCrisis

breakdown, Chaos, confusion, CraftyCrisis, Crisis, Disaster, Distress, emergency, extreme stress, fear, helplessness, HysteriA, Incompetence, irrational behavior, Meltdown, Panic, poor decision making, shock, Trauma, unpreparedness, worst reaction

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

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BrokenBlocks Minecraft Server

acceptance, BrokenBlocks, coping, emotional pain, emotional struggle, Fixing, Frustration, growth, healing, helplessness, INABILITY, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, resilience, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the server where you can sob in the corner about not being able to fix things! That’s right, instead of building amazing structures, you can just cry in the corner and contemplate your failures. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it! So come join us and let the tears flow as you realize you’ll never be able to fix her…whatever that means.

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Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

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Pixel Plead

begging, compassion, Despair, Desperation, Distress, emotions, Empathy, Expression, EYES, face, face begging, helplessness, hopelessness, PIXEL, Plead, pleading, POVERTY, Sadness, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all your tools into rubber ducks, because who wouldn’t want to mine with a quacking pickaxe? And don’t even get us started on our custom mob battles where you can fight a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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Blocky McBlockface: The Mystery of Steve’s Unstoppable Rampage

Accountability, anyone, blocky, confusion, couldnt, crime, disbelief, Failure, fear, Frustration, helplessness, HIM.., intervention, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, McBlockface, Mystery, Prevention, Rampage, Steves, STOP, unanswered questions, Unstoppable, why

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is so skilled at PvP that no one can stop him! He’s like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, except he’s building epic structures while taking out anyone who dares challenge him. Join our server if you want to witness the legend in action and maybe even try your luck against him (spoiler alert: you will lose). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where one player reigns supreme!

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Time is Money: Life Counter

Accuracy, cost, Counter, Future, health, Life, lifespan analysis, lifespan calculation, lifespan estimate, lifespan evaluation, lifespan forecasting, lifespan measurement, lifespan monitoring, lifespan prediction, lifespan tracking, Longevity, longevity assessment, longevity measurement, longevity test, MONEY, mortality, price, Time

so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!

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BrainAgeCraft

accelerated aging, brain aging, BrainAgeCraft, caregiver mental illness, childhood adversities, delayed aging, emotional neglect, older-looking brains, socioeconomic hardship, younger-looking brains

join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!

come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!

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ArteioCraft

Adventure, CloudCraft, Community, Crates, Creative, Enchantments, Essentials, Factions, Factions plugin, Gaming, lootable structures, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, skyblock plugin, Survival, Towny

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a new server starting in June of 2023. My Girlfriend and I started this project to be able to play with each other from long distances. We quickly then wanted to expand and have people come on and play with us. We have multiple game modes to choose from including, Factions, Skyblock, Creative, Survival, Towny, and Minigames. With much more to come to our server I appreciate everyone who can help out on my goal to create an amazing thing for people to enjoy. We also have a collection of amazing plugins including. – BetterStructures Custom lootable structures generate throughout the world. – CrazyEnchants 60+ brand new enchants in the game that gives pvp a whole different approach. – CrazyCrates A unique crate system with a bunch of prizes that are obtainable to give you an early edge – SuperiorSkyblock My favorite Skyblock plugin including upgradable additions to your island and a ton of options to explore – Essentials A bunch of kits you can create homes – Factions allowing you to be able to group up with friends or make some friends in the conquest to the top. – And many Moore so come check it our yourself at CloudCraft.bio

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Seeking some lively players to join our world of Adventure! (pve)

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Community, crossplay, Discord, Dungeons, Features, invite, Ip:, java, Join, Landclaims, Lively, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Players, PORT, PvE, seeking, Server, Structures, Vanilla, voice chat, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Peace Server	Landclaims and tons of other features
Voice Chat Mod	Simple voice chat mod available
Dungeons	Custom dungeons to explore
Biomes	Custom biomes for unique gameplay
Structures	Custom structures to discover
CrossPlay	Bedrock/Java can join together

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the Java server?

A: You can join the Java server by using the following IP address: playunited.mysrv.us

Q: What is the IP for the Bedrock server?

A: The IP for the Bedrock server is 15.235.212.212

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.com/invite/QT5h99zGvc

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84139263, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your own castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Join our Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad!

#announcement, ALERT, Communication, important, important announcement, Join, Message, Minecraft, News, Notification, ONLINE, post, retweet, Rinchan Nanoda, Share, smp, social media, status update, TheCraftyCreeperSquad, trending, tweet, update, Urgent, viral

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your crops. But don’t worry, because our server has a special Pig Whisperer class that can tame these unruly swine and turn them into loyal steeds!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds for the cover charge.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a fearsome creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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WifelessCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, close friends, dress code, financial situation, foster home, garden party, guest, invite, mad, Minecraft, MONEY, plus one, relationship, Server, strained relationship, Strict, student debt, suggestion, tough spot, wedding savings, weird, WifelessCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayals, alliances, and unexpected plot twists!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your best friend’s dad throws extravagant parties, and you get to tag along as the plus one. But oh no, your fiance wants to join in on the fun too! Will you choose loyalty to your friend or risk it all for love? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable, and the dress code is strictly enforced.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets, mysterious characters, and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what adventures await you in this virtual world?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama and excitement you could ever want? See you there, and remember: trust no one, not even your virtual best friend!

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CreeperCriticCraft

Allergy, anaphylaxis, bad review, cease and desist, CreeperCriticCraft, dairy free, EpiPen, family income, family owned, food allergies, food service, inspector, investigation, Italian restaurant, law student, pesto pasta, restaurant review, Small Business, vegan menu, wrongful serving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

Imagine this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a family of Italian restaurant owners accuses you of faking an allergy to dairy! Watch as they roll their eyes and tell you to cancel the ambulance you called for, all while insisting that the cheese in your vegan pesto pasta was actually coconut milk. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! After leaving a bad review, you’ll be contacted by an inspector who will launch a full investigation into the restaurant. Will they be banned from ever working in food service again? Will they send letters to your university dean in an attempt to discredit you? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and wondering if you should have handled things differently. It’s a law student’s dream come true!

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LuxuryLootsMC SMP

guilty pleasure, indulgence, LuxuryLootsMC, me time, monthly luxury, pampering, Relaxation, self care activities, self care habits, self care ideas, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, self-indulgence, smp, Splurge, treat yourself

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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CreeperCuddleLand

adventurous encounters, clandestine meetings, CreeperCuddleLand, forbidden love, hidden spots, intimate moments, offbeat locations, public places, risky behavior, secret rendezvous, spontaneous moments, surprising hookups, surprising places, thrilling escapades, thrilling experiences, unconventional romance, unconventional settings, unexpected connections, unexpected intimacy, unique encounters, unusual locations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Picture this: you and your Minecraft crush sneaking off to a secret hidden love shack in the depths of a jungle biome, surrounded by pixelated parrots and ocelots. Who knew that crafting tables could be so romantic?

Join our server for a chance to experience love, adventure, and maybe even a little scandal in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy rendezvous in a virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

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New Minecraft Servers

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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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PixelPanicMC

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CraftyCrisis

BrokenBlocks Minecraft Server

Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

Pixel Plead

Blocky McBlockface: The Mystery of Steve’s Unstoppable Rampage

Time is Money: Life Counter

BrainAgeCraft

ArteioCraft

Seeking some lively players to join our world of Adventure! (pve)

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the Java server?

Q: What is the IP for the Bedrock server?

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

WifelessCraft Minecraft Server

CreeperCriticCraft

LuxuryLootsMC SMP

CreeperCuddleLand