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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2851	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mines Excavated:	2094
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

PixelPanicMC

abandonment, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, envy, Failure, Frustration, Guilt, HEARTBREAK, helplessness, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, PixelPanicMC, regret, rejection, Resentment, shame, worthlessness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	117	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never experience that feeling again! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about any non-physical pain in your life. In fact, one player was so happy on our server that they actually laughed their way into a new dimension where everything is made of diamonds and cake. True story, bro. So come join us and leave all your emotional woes behind – unless you count the emotional pain of not being able to play on our server, because that’s a real tragedy.

PanicCraft SMP: PanicAttackFun

anxiety, chest pain, coping mechanisms, depersonalization, derealization, fear, heart racing, helplessness, mental health, mindfulness, OVERWHELMING, panic attack, PanicAttackFun, PanicCraft, self-care, shortness of breath, smp, stress, Support, sweating, Terror, Therapy, Trembling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where creepers are as common as dandelions! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re having a panic attack every time you hear that hissing sound behind you. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness of our server!

CraftyCrisis

breakdown, Chaos, confusion, CraftyCrisis, Crisis, Disaster, Distress, emergency, extreme stress, fear, helplessness, HysteriA, Incompetence, irrational behavior, Meltdown, Panic, poor decision making, shock, Trauma, unpreparedness, worst reaction

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

BrokenBlocks Minecraft Server

acceptance, BrokenBlocks, coping, emotional pain, emotional struggle, Fixing, Frustration, growth, healing, helplessness, INABILITY, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, resilience, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4727	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the server where you can sob in the corner about not being able to fix things! That’s right, instead of building amazing structures, you can just cry in the corner and contemplate your failures. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it! So come join us and let the tears flow as you realize you’ll never be able to fix her…whatever that means.

Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension Hops:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Plead

begging, compassion, Despair, Desperation, Distress, emotions, Empathy, Expression, EYES, face, face begging, helplessness, hopelessness, PIXEL, Plead, pleading, POVERTY, Sadness, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	100	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all your tools into rubber ducks, because who wouldn’t want to mine with a quacking pickaxe? And don’t even get us started on our custom mob battles where you can fight a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Blocky McBlockface: The Mystery of Steve’s Unstoppable Rampage

Accountability, anyone, blocky, confusion, couldnt, crime, disbelief, Failure, fear, Frustration, helplessness, HIM.., intervention, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, McBlockface, Mystery, Prevention, Rampage, Steves, STOP, unanswered questions, Unstoppable, why

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Items Found:	2395	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is so skilled at PvP that no one can stop him! He’s like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, except he’s building epic structures while taking out anyone who dares challenge him. Join our server if you want to witness the legend in action and maybe even try your luck against him (spoiler alert: you will lose). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where one player reigns supreme!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	4924	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4245
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Zombie Dances:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1810
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	9424	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	117
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!