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  • Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

    Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCleanFILNoob

    CraftyCleanFILNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

    So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

    LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bae’s Wild Adventures: No Consequences, No Limits!

    Blocky Bae’s Wild Adventures: No Consequences, No Limits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Build outrageous structures, battle zombie hordes, and prank your friends with explosive surprises.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can fly like a superhero, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even control the weather with a snap of your fingers (or mouse click).

    So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild on our unstoppable Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Escape the CrapCraft

    Escape the CrapCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, mundane world? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing zombies, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

    But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a creeper like a horse.

    So if you’re ready to escape the real world and join in on the madness, come on down to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    play.nightplaza.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP