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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4525 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.
