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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8365 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 934801 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3729 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 997 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 135 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!