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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! -
StruggleCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens roaming around the server. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just by saying the secret password backwards while doing a handstand. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy chicken).
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PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
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Allari

Allari
[Currently In Developement]Very new LGBTQIA+ vanilla survival server offering vast expanses of unexplored land and sea! This is a smaller server with a max of 20 players but are looking to expand.
Things the server offers: Anti-Grief , Land Claiming , 24/7 uptime w/ backups twice a week ,easy going vibe! Extremely new so more features are to come in the near future!
Make your way out of the cherry blossom forest and explore our capitol Ishma Dorei and the lands beyond! If you’re looking for a new beginning and a fresh landscape to build and survive to your heart’s content this is the place!
Come chill with us and show us your cool builds and survival techniques! We’re also always happy to help out however we can with your journey!
IP: allari.minecra.fr 1.20.6
Host Location: USAallari.minecra.fr:25757
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SisSassCraft
Are you tired of being the only male role model in your sister’s life? Do you want to show her the ropes of car maintenance but she just wants to drive around with her friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that frustration in a virtual world!On our server, you can build your own car from scratch and teach your sister a lesson by making her change the virtual tires herself! No more getting stranded in the rain with no help in sight, she’ll have to learn the hard way in our pixelated paradise.
And if your mom starts lecturing you about not helping your sister, just tell her you’re too busy crafting your next masterpiece on our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!
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VitaCraft: Die Faster, Live Funnier
so, like, u know how u take those daily multivitamins thinkin ur gonna live forever? well, turns out they actually make u more likely to die! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we got the solution for u – join our minecraft server and u’ll be immortal! like, seriously, u won’t die in the game or in real life. it’s like a magic potion but in minecraft form. so come join us and live forever in blocky paradise! -
ScholarCraft: No Handouts for Friends
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and guilt trips from friends? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a magical place where scholarships grow on trees and financial burdens disappear with a single click.Imagine a world where you can use your scholarship money to build the most epic virtual castle for your friend, who will repay you with virtual diamonds after graduation. No need to worry about real-life expenses, because in our server, everything is free and friendships are forever!
Don’t let your friends guilt-trip you into sacrificing your financial stability. Join our Minecraft server and build a new future where you can focus on your own education and success without any judgment. Plus, our virtual friends will always have your back, no matter what. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
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VetLiftDenier420
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door! -
NoRestForSAHH Minecraft Server
Are you tired of coming home to a lazy husband who just sleeps all day and plays video games while you work your butt off? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures where you can escape the real world and live in a world where your husband actually does something productive.Our server is filled with crazy challenges and tasks that will make you forget all about your lazy partner at home. Build your dream house, conquer epic quests, and show your husband what it really means to put in some effort. Who needs a lazy spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe your husband will even get inspired to start helping out around the house after seeing how much fun you’re having without him. It’s time to take charge of your own happiness and leave the lazy bums behind!
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CleanRoomMC Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleaning your room is not just a chore, it’s a quest! Join us and embark on the epic journey of helping your virtual daughter clean her room that hasn’t been touched in over 2 years.But beware, this isn’t just any ordinary cleaning task. Piles and piles of random clutter await you, ready to challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you conquer the mess and restore order to the chaos?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special feature where your virtual mother will judge your every move and decide if you’re the asshole or not. Will you earn her approval or face her wrath?
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up a virtual disaster zone like never before. Who knew cleaning could be so much fun?
