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KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids

aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6123
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.

Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?

Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	1263
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	3010	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

HongKongSuicideCraft Server

anxiety, Awareness, Cases, Concern Group, counseling, Crisis, depression, Help, HIGH, Hong Kong, HongKongSuicideCraft, HOTLINE, intervention, mental health, Prevention, public health, Server, statistics, stigma, stress, suicides, Support

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing hitting a high is your FUN LEVEL! we got more suicides than hong kong, but don’t worry, it’s all just PIXELS! join now and experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs and respawning like a BOSS. our concern group is here to make sure you have the time of your LIFE (or death, whatever). so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to INSANITY!

LaundryCraft: Hubby’s Heavy Hamper Haul

anger, Apology, attitude, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, Frustration, Hamper, Haul, heavy, Help, Household, Hubbys, husband, Laundry, LaundryCraft, Marriage, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, stubbornness, Support, teamwork

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any laundry-related drama like this! Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of arguing over who should bring down the laundry basket.

Our server is the perfect escape from the daily grind, where you can let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Plus, we guarantee that no one will slam a laundry basket on the floor in front of you – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank!

So come join us on our server and leave the laundry basket disputes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to help you carry your virtual loot!

CraftyCoParent Minecraft Server

childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCoParent, different perspectives, family dynamics, favoritism, Friction, Grandparents, Help, Minecraft, Motherhood, Open-mindedness, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	70
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of childcare disputes and family feuds that will make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that debates over grandma’s childcare preferences and argues about who gets more time with the grandparents? It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the drama never stops and the arguments never end, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and heated discussions? Join today and see if you’re the AITA in our virtual world of family feuds!

FirefighterVsCop Minecraft Server

Assistance, AUTHORITY, Community, cop, crisis management., Decision making, emergency response, Expertise, firefighter, FirefighterVsCop, first responder, Help, law enforcement, Minecraft, Professionalism, Public Safety, Reliability, rescue, response time, Server, Support, Training, Trust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ores Mined:	3281	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are as strict as a cop on duty? Well, come join our server where the admins are as cool as firefighters rescuing kittens from trees! Trust us, you’d rather have someone who knows how to handle a hose than someone who knows how to handle handcuffs. Plus, our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to put it out). So come on over and join the fun, because who needs cops when you can have firefighters saving the day in blocky pixel form!

SpikeCraft

30, appreciation, Attract, best, chandu, Community, Economy, grow, Help, in game, join now, LifeSteal, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, Players, Rewards, Server, SpikeCraft, Support, Survival, Survival Games, toxic arsh, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Best survival server it maintains 30+ players anytime join now Regards-toxic arsh and Chandu Vote for Our Minecraft Server!

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Squid Squad Minecraft Server

101157603, answers, coding, Community, Development, discussion, forum, Help, internet, Minecraft, Previous thread, programming, questions, Server, software, SOLUTIONS, sqt, squad, Squid, Support, Technology, Thread, Troubleshooting

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a hidden treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CoolWorld

Anarchy, Cheaters, Clans, Community, CoolWorld, Cosmetics, Discord, discord server, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Help, instant support, Ip:, minecraft server, nolags.fun, Parkour, private blocks, Privilege, responsive administration, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3749	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

> CoolWorld Project | IP: coolworldgames.nolags.fun ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ – Survival and Sky Wars! – Cometics in Sky Wars! – Private blocks – Economy – Clans ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ Responsive administration Instant support For help and identifying cheaters you get a privilege! ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ IP: coolworldgames.nolags.fun Discord server: https://discord.gg/t3zyUe4aRd

coolworldgames.nolags.fun

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2869
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crops Grown:	3860	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6827	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	7967
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Animals Bred:	127
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	894
Buildings Constructed:	46	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	833846
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9538

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3557
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
New Chunks Explored:	564201	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

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