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CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

CraftyCatz – Meow or Never!

Allergies, Animals, Behavior, cat haters, cat lovers, Cats, claws, companions, CraftyCatz, cuddly, cute, dislike, Feline, Furry, Grooming, independent, love, meow, meowing, Pets, playful, purring

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Are you a cat lover or a cat hater? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better be a cat lover because our entire world is run by a society of super intelligent, talking cats! These feline overlords have created a purrfect utopia where players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the rarest fish in the ocean or delivering catnip to the farthest reaches of the land. And if you dare to disobey their meowjesty, you’ll be banished to the dreaded litter box dungeon! So join our server meow and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!

DahiehCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, Dahieh, DahiehCraft, extremist, hezbollah, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, political violence, resistance movement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, shiite, strike, Target, Terrorism, War

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Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Redstone Revolution

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own army and conquer other players just like russia did in ukraine but without the casualties because it’s all virtual baby!

we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.

come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	78	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5299	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	8843	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1864

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CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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AstroRescueCraft

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

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GrandparentGiftGate

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NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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CraftyCatz – Meow or Never!

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DahiehCraft Minecraft Server

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Redstone Revolution

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1778
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1483	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1