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Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

MineCrafty Dios Mio Server

belief in higher power, Desperation, dios, dios mio, divine intervention, emotion, exclamation, Expression, FAITH, faith in God, help me, help us, minecrafty, Mio, oh my god, pleading, PRAYER, Religion, Server, Spanish, spirituality, Surprise, trust in God

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking pigs who give out free diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!

Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

Anime, comedy, confusion, disbelief, exclamation, funny, fuwawa, Fuwawa’s, help me, Hoeh, humor, INSIDE ME, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, NEVER FIT, reaction, RuffianProof, ruffians, Server, that thing, viral

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3774
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a GIGANTIC chicken try to fit inside a player’s character? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players are always coming up with the most outrageous challenges and stunts, making every day a new and exciting experience.

And don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one mentioned above, our community of RUFFIANS will always have your back. They’re always ready to lend a hand or a sword, whatever the situation calls for!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – Join the ‘/xivg/’ Server for LOLs and Mining Madness!

Adventure, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail Info, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, hype, In-game Events, Join, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, lols, madness, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, Mining, movies, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, RUN, Server, xivg

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	8124	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready for an adventure like no other on the dawntrail hype edition server! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date like never before on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. And don’t miss out on our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and PvP Series 5 – it’s wilder than a creeper explosion!

Looking for resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all on our server. And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like movie nights and Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE runs. Trust us, you’ll be laughing harder than a villager trying to navigate a maze.

So what are you waiting for? Join the dawntrail hype edition server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe I survived that!”

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	238
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	173	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7514	Zombie Dances:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Votes:	1020

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Animals Bred:	155
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	3033
Divine Spears Created:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	3119
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Potions Brewed:	164

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!