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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9319	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Crafty Mods – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Crafty, Curseforge, Feedback, general FAQ, inspiration, legacy accounts, Minecraft, minecraft mods, Minecraft projects, minecraft servers, mod-making guides, Modded minecraft, modding, modpack recommendations, modpack updates, modpacks, Mods, optimization mods, Resources, Server, server authentication, starship edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7537	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	672	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	211	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Starship Edition! Join us for some out-of-this-world modded Minecraft fun. We discuss everything from modpacks to build ideas, and if you’re working on your own mod or pack, be sure to keep us updated for some intergalactic feedback!

In some breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated. But fear not, we have some top-secret links that will allow you to continue playing without a pesky M$ account. It’s like a covert mission to keep the Minecraft dream alive!

Looking to play modded Minecraft right now? Check out our top-secret download links that will have you exploring new galaxies in no time. And don’t forget to grab some mods from our underground sources to enhance your gameplay experience.

And for those who have been shafted by M$, we have a top-secret authentication option that will allow you to [multi]play without any interference. It’s like a cloak of invisibility for your Minecraft experience!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey through the stars with your fellow Minecraft astronauts. And remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

consent, cultural norms, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, Lickers, licking, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sexual practices, sexual preferences, smp, societal expectations, Taboos, traditional beliefs, Vagina, vaginas, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	250	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Villages Defended:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	549
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Animals Bred:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Ability to sit/lie/crawl, airdrops, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, automine, Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas, Blocks with private, Buyer, Caches, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Construction area, Creative, custom commands, Dance, date head database, Donat world, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, effects, Elevators, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free cases with donation, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, IMPROVEMENTS, In-game console, Islands, Items at lvl X, King of the Mountains, Large Online, Lucky blocks, menu, mystics, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Portals, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Relics, report system, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, salary, sex, Shop, Skin illumination, Skyblock, Spheres, Spit, Spleef, Survival, Tasks, TNT Run, tops, trampolines, transformation into mobs, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whales, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	8497
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

TCP.MineRich.net

PixelPals Minecraft Server

bilibili, Delutaya, dooby3D, Entertainment, Ex-Hololive Global, Ex-members, fanbase, Gaming, hololive, Japanese vtuber, KsonONAIR, Live streaming, Mikenekoko, Minecraft, NotNamie, Online Community, PixelPals, Ricaaach, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 結城さくな

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	8406
Void Armor Forged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have taken over the virtual world. From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to KsonONAIR building giant statues of themselves, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have Mikenekoko leading expeditions to find rare treasures, NotNamie hosting epic dance parties, and Ricaaach creating mind-blowing redstone contraptions. And let’s not forget about Dooby3d, who is constantly trolling unsuspecting players with hilarious traps and tricks.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary 結城さくな and embark on a quest to save the virtual world from certain doom. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!