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CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	6499

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2462
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	62	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	200	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202