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Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	83975	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, Wedding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	118
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Items Found:	6545	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Emeralds Found:	7917
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	69
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Animals Bred:	181
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

The Toe-tally Awesome Minecraft Server: Where Feet are the Key to Success!

advice, Awesome, Boundaries, Communication, consent, cousin, cute, Etiquette, family, feet, key, Minecraft, Pics, privacy, relationship, Request, Respect, Server, social media, success, Tips, toetally, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the cutest virtual feet you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!

Russian Bridecraft: Marry Polina in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can marry Polina from Russia! That’s right, she’s waiting for you in our virtual world, ready to say “I do” in front of all your blocky friends. But be warned, if you don’t treat her right, she might just turn your house into a giant matryoshka doll. So come join us for the chance to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic?

AI’s Minecraft Meltdown: Google’s Black Man Spawned First LOL Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it! We’ve got AI-generated black men popping up as the first search result – talk about diversity! Join us for a crazy adventure where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Nikke Memes and General Shenanigans! #2112

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted loot. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover rare treasures and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the villagers have their own society with complex political systems and drama that rivals a soap opera. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you come across a dancing creeper or a talking pig. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft world.