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Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	130	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	4499	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Animals Bred:	89	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.