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Pixel Zen Gardens 1.20

Asian culture, Communication, conversational phrase, cross-cultural communication, cultural exchange, east asia, foreign language, formal greeting, friendly greeting, Gardens, hello, informal greeting, international communication, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, Konichiwa, language learning, PIXEL, respectful greeting, Social Interaction, travel, zen

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Hey there, do you like Minecraft? Do you like exploring new worlds and building epic structures? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride through a crazy world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

And don’t even get me started on our community – they’re a bunch of lovable weirdos who will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and see where it takes you!

Hello /b/ Minecraft SMP

b.., Chat Rooms, Communication, digital conversation, forum users, hello, Hows, internet culture, internet slang, internet subculture, it going, message boards, Minecraft, online chatting, Online Community, online forums, online messaging, smp, Social Interaction, text-based communication, Today, virtual communication

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7005
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	166	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in the ring while players place bets and cheer them on. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the reigning champion chicken to a duel!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and become a master prankster, pulling off elaborate schemes and trolling your fellow players in the most hilarious ways possible.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the chaos!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	282907
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, approach, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, consideration, Conversation, DATING, Ethereal, Etiquette, FLIRTING, hello, Interest, Realm, relationships, Respect, response, sensitivity, sex, tact, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

Hello Romanian Frens Minecraft Server

frens, hello, long tail tags, Minecraft, Romanian, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	6955	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamond ore. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for, my Romanian friends? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Hello Alts Minecraft SMP

100k, alts, bear market, btc, hello, hey, Lows, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of being stuck in the bear market lows of other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Bitcoin is almost at 100k! That’s right, you can mine your way to riches while building epic structures and battling creepers. Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hello Prixodi ko mne!!! Minecraft server

Account.., ADD, banner, description, height, hello, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, prixodi ko mne, Server, server description, tags, width

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	6072
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

The owner of the server “Privet Prixodi ko mne” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

AnKurati.aternos.me:15264

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Beautiful, built for BBC, Community, controversial, discussion, fellow, forum, hello, Int, interracial, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, Paradise, PIXEL, Posting, respectful, Server, social media, tags, white blonde woman

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	8908

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a majestic white blonde woman who was rumored to be built for BBC (Big Beautiful Creations). Intrigued by this mysterious figure, they decided to explore further and were amazed by the endless possibilities and adventures that awaited them.

From towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks to rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, our server is a playground for the wildest imaginations. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Hello? Based Department? Hello? Minecraft SMP

Assistance, Based, based department, Communication, customer service, Department, Greeting, hello, Hello again, hello beautiful, hello friend, hello goodbye, hello stranger, hello sunshine, hello there, hello world, Help, inquiry, long tail, Minecraft, office, phone call, smp, Support

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the cows are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise birthday parties instead of blowing up your house.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden disco party cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at karaoke.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Conversation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Greeting, hello, how do you reply, Interaction, Manners, Message, Minecraft, ONLINE, Protocol, question.., response, smp, Social, text, what are you doing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	191

Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

NailArmor Minecraft Server

Combat, combat gear, Defense, Fighting Techniques, fingernail armor, hand to hand combat, Martial Arts, Minecraft, nail care, nail enhancements, nail maintenance, nail protection, nail strength, NailArmor, Protection, self defense, Server, tactical accessories, tactical advantage, tactical advantage analysis, tactical equipment, tactical gear, WEAPONRY

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of getting attacked by mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we offer the revolutionary fingernail armor! That’s right, simply grow out your nails and use them as your ultimate defense against any enemy. Trust us, no creeper stands a chance against your sharp manicure.

Join our server now and experience the thrill of battling it out with your trusty fingernail armor. Who needs diamond armor when you have this cutting-edge technology at your fingertips? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is terrified of a well-manicured hand, so you’ll be unstoppable in the ultimate boss fight.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your killer nails while dominating the Minecraft world like never before!

MineMotivation Minecraft Server

#youtube, Achieve, AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, Inspiration Music, mindset, Minecraft, MineMotivation, motivated, motivational, motivational video, Music, personal growth, Positive, self improvement, Server, Succeed, success

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this clucking jackpot?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Get your groove on with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds for the DJ.

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava! Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through fiery loops and twists, all while dodging ghasts and magma cubes. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart pumping (and your armor melting).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

WifeRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apology, Balls, Boundaries, clit, Communication, Conflict, confusion, dog, Double Standard, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, Offense, relationship, resolution, sensitivity, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, WifeRoast

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2944	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

PickySisNoMealChangeLOL

Argument, braised pork, Cooking, Demand, family, grilled cheese, homemade, ingredients, lime tacos, Meal, nutrition, personal chef, picky eater, PickySisNoMealChangeLOL, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Salsa, stepsister, strawberry fresca, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	200	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a personal chef for picky eaters in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your culinary creations are appreciated and celebrated! No more dramatic sighs or demands for second (or third) meals – just pure cooking freedom!

On our server, you can whip up the most outrageous dishes imaginable, from pixelated braised pork and lime tacos to virtual strawberry Fresca drinks. And the best part? No one will judge your creations or demand a grilled cheese instead. Let your creativity run wild in our food-loving community!

So say goodbye to mealtime drama and hello to a world where your cooking skills are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let your culinary adventures begin!

2025Craft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 2025Craft, aspirations, collaboration, community involvement, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, feelings, future projects, goals, growth, impact assessment, innovation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Opinions, Participation, progress, Project 2025, Server, strategic vision, Technology, vision implementation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server! Project 2025 is not your average Minecraft experience – it’s a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Project 2025 and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret underground lair filled with untold riches and epic loot. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful place as the ruler of Project 2025?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: Childhood Flashbacks

Childhood, childhood memories, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, flashback, Flashbacks, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, Nostalgia, Paranormal, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Traumatic, unexplained, unforgettable, unsettling, vivid

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Remember that time you were playing hide and seek with your friends in the dark forest and you swore you saw a pair of glowing eyes watching you from behind a tree? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 on our Minecraft server!

Join us if you dare for a server experience that will have you questioning reality. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and spooky caves just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of creepy creatures you might encounter along the way?

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or hiding under your blanket), look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring a nightlight…you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Potions Brewed:	93
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2592
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Farms Harvested:	914	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!