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Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6241	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4302	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4807

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ores Mined:	8339
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Towns Built:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!