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Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ores Mined:	546
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6070	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	186	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Votes:	309	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3593	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5153	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5230
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	946133	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!