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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Votes:	9618	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

Ancient, Aztec death whistle, AztecDeathWhistleCraft, BIZARRE, BLOW, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Haunting, indigenous, Instrument, mesoAmerican, Mess, mexican culture, Mind, night time, noise maker, normies, prank, Ritualistic, scare, Unconventional, unconventional instrument, Unique, whistles

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Votes:	6743
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	8972
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

1. “Crafty McCraftface” 2. “Pixelated Pals” 3. “Blocky Buds” 4. “Endermen Enthusiasts” 5. “Creeper Chaos” 6. “Redstone Rebels” 7. “Diamond Dynasty” 8. “The Nether Nuts” 9. “Zombie Zappers” 10. “Minecraft Mayhem”

Adventure, animation, Anime, anime opening, blocky, Buds4, catbox, Chaos6, Crafty, creeper, Diamond, Dynasty8, endermen, Entertainment, Enthusiasts5, FANTASY, japanese, leaked, leaked opening song, leaked song, leaked video, MAYHEM, McCraftface2, messed up, Minecraft, Mushoku tensei, Music, Nether, new, Nuts9, Otaku, Pals3, pixelated, Rebels7, Redstone, song, Video, Zappers10, zombie

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opening songs? Well, look no further because we have a leaked opening song that will blow your mind! It’s so epic that it will make you question reality itself. Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where the opening song is the key to unlocking secret powers and hidden treasures. Who knows what mysteries lie within this mystical melody? Join us now and be prepared to have your mind blown!

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

acceptance, anger, Apathy, Chaos, Coexist, compassion, Conflict, Country, Crafty, creeper, current state, Division, Government, Harmony, Humanity, Oyster…or, Peace, Politics, society, terms, Understanding, Unity, video analysis, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Votes:	296	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

AAA Games, Aesthetics, aesthetics in design, aesthetics in gaming, art, Artistic, Beautiful, beauty, blocks, creativity, criticism, design, game developers, game development, game industry, indie games, Industry, innovation, MODERN, Outdated, Paradise, pixelated, Style, trends, Ugly, visual appeal

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Villages Defended:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

CREEPERS, cry, endermen, Fly, Phull, Sappot

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

alternative lifestyle, blocky, clowning, community support, daily bumping, down with the clown, finding peace, Fixes, happiness journey, juggalo, juggalo lifestyle, JuggaloCraft, life improvement, mental health, music fandom, music therapy, overcoming struggles, personal growth, Positive Change, Problems, problems fixed, self-acceptance, simple life, underground culture, wicked shit

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

celeb, Edition, rise up, Sippin, Stars, Tea drinkers, TeaCraft, Thread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

1. Anonymous, 10. Internet forum, 11. Curiosity, 12. Intrigue, 13. Puzzle, 14. Riddle, 15. Identity, 16. Anonymity, 17. Online community, 18. Unidentified, 19. Speculation, 2. No. 195996331, 20. Forum post, 3. Mystery, 4. Unknown, 5. Question, 6. Enigma, 7. Secret, 8. Hidden, 9. Anonymous poster, ANONYMOUS, bandits, blocky

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

Estate, executor, families, Fight, Hope, judgment, Juice, JuicyCraft, lawsuit, Lawyer, legal battle, lol, Malcolm LaVergne, MONEY, Nicole Brown Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Payout, personal representative, phone interview, Review-Journal, Ron Goldman, Zero

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	4441	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!