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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3453
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7371	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Votes:	4494
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Crops Grown:	8859	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6514	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magic Items Found:	5330
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	580689
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯