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FlexinUnknowingly – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	112
Dragon Eggs Found:	1214	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex harder than a slime in a slime chunk! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more netherite than a piglin on a shopping spree. But that’s not all, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got banned for griefing (RIP). So if you want to join a server where the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business and the villagers trade emeralds for stacks of diamonds, then come on down and show off your flex!

BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, Appearance, beauty standards, body contouring, body image, body modification, BootyCraft, Butt implants, buttocks, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, Fine, firmness, Implants, muscle tone, physical changes, plastic surgery, sagging, self esteem, wine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

arrest, controversy, cooperation, Decision making, dependence, Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, energy dependence, foreign policy, Government, international relations, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, refusal, Resources, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, world news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!

Celeb Baby Name Madness

Actors, Actresses, baby, celeb, Celebrities, child naming, children, Creative, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, Guidelines, Hollywood, madness, MEMBERSHIP, Naming, naming conventions, naming restrictions, regulations, rules, SAG, unique names, weird names

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!

Lipid Nano Vax: H5 LOL Avian

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well do we have the server for u! it’s like a party in ur computer and everyone’s invited!

join our server for a chance to fight off mutant chickens infected with the H5 avian influenza! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our self-amplifying mRNA vaccines in the form of lipid nanoparticles.

come for the crazy battles, stay for the wild biodistribution of vaccines throughout the server. who knew saving the world could be so fun and educational at the same time?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some mutant chicken butt together!

What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, steak

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	157	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Steak is a high-quality, flavorful cut of meat that comes from beef animals. It is typically grilled, pan-seared, or broiled to achieve a crispy, caramelized exterior while maintaining a juicy and tender interior. Steak is a popular choice for many meat lovers due to its rich taste and versatility in cooking methods and seasonings. It is often associated with fine dining and special occasions but can also be enjoyed as a casual meal.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just part of the game!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	194
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	2899
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Janitors Closet SMP – Overview

Server Type	Lore and Roleplay
Version	1.21
Plugins	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs
Community	Tightly knit with balanced rules and moderators

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Janitors Closet SMP, you need to fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.

2. What can I expect on the server?

You can expect to create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, wars, special player-made events, and more. The server also offers quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.

3. Is there a Discord server for Janitors Closet SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

Crafty Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ascended, BETRAYAL, Character development, Comic, Crafty, Drama, family dynamics, FANTASY, long lost siblings, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, power struggle, Redemption, romance, ruby, Secrets, Server, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ruby has ascended to bring you the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server and witness the legendary Ruby, a player so skilled and powerful that she has literally ascended to a higher plane of existence. Rumor has it she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes. And guess what? She’s looking for new recruits to join her on her epic adventures!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find diamond ore that spawns in the shape of unicorns, creepers that explode into confetti, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move. And did we mention the talking cows that give out free diamonds? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even ascend like Ruby and become a legend yourself!

Daily School Rumble Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aliens, Anime, Chaos, comedy, Daily, Daily School Rumble, episode 1, Friends, funny, high school, humor, Manga, Minecraft, outer space, Plan1 from Outer Space, Rumble, School, school life, series, Shenanigans, smp, Students

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers? Well, look no further than Plan1 from Outer Space! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret warp gate that takes you to a whole new galaxy filled with diamonds and emeralds galore! Not to mention, our resident alien villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their UFO houses. So come join us on Plan1 from Outer Space, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

KidzCraftKareGone LOL

Babysitting, Boyfriend, Chores, court case, Favor, Fighting, flight risk, friend’s kids, imposition, kids behavior, KidzCraftKareGone, leaving work early, lol, losing mind, messy house, new area, non-refundable flight, peak season, stress, upset friend, watching kids

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re babysitting unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with whining, fighting, and constant battles. Just like watching L’s kids, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Experience the thrill of constantly cleaning up messes and dealing with flight risks – all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs a relaxing gaming experience when you can have the chaotic energy of a house full of misbehaving children?

Join now and see if you can handle the madness. Just like L’s friend, you’ll be questioning your life choices and wondering how things got so out of control. But hey, at least you’ll have a story to tell afterwards!