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NukeCraft: Kim’s Spanish Heist

arms control, Black Market, diplomatic crisis, Equipment, global security, heist, illicit trade, intelligence report, international relations, Kims, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, proliferation network, Report, sanctions, security threat, Smuggled, spain, Spanish, WMD

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

So, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! We got North Korea up in here, smuggling nuclear weapons equipment from Spain, like what even is that?! Join us and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can help smuggle weapons, build secret underground bunkers, and maybe even start World War III in Minecraft! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and destruction, amirite?! Join now and be a part of history in the making, or breaking, whatever floats your boat! Let’s blow stuff up, y’all!

CraftyCriminalGang

clever crimes, CraftyCriminalGang, criminal brilliance, criminal creativity, criminal cunning, criminal ingenuity, criminal innovation, criminal intelligence, criminal masterminds, criminal sophistication, criminal tactics, Deception, elaborate schemes, forgery, fraud, genius crimes, HACKING, heist, Manipulation, sophisticated crimes, theft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	268
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have pulled off some of the most clever and genius crimes in Minecraft history!

Join us if you want to witness players building secret underground bases filled with stolen loot, staging elaborate heists on unsuspecting players, and even creating a black market for rare items.

One player managed to disguise their entire base as a harmless farm, only to reveal it was actually a front for a massive illegal potion brewing operation. Another player successfully convinced an entire village to hand over their emeralds in exchange for “protection,” only to disappear into the night with all the riches.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the crimes are as wild as the blocks, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the competition!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Dimension Hops:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

Heist Masters Minecraft Server

Caper, collaboration, CREW, criminal, Criminals., good team, heist, Job, Lifetime, mastermind, Masters, Minecraft, Partners, Plan, Plot, robbery, scheme, Score, Server, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, thieves

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6150	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad

action, Community, cooperative play, crime, criminal underworld, Gaming, heist, mental health, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Payday, Payday 3, Players, RaidGoons, Rising, Server, Shooter, squad, strategy, SUICIDE, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, teamwork, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Lupin Adventures: Mine, Craft, Steal!

action, Adventure, Adventures, animated, Anime, blocky, Caper, Castle of Cagliostro, classic, comedy, Craft, crime, detective, Escapades, heist, iconic characters, lupin, Lupin the Third, mediocre, movies, Mystery, Recommendations, Secret of Mamo, steal, worth watching

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	9988	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	633
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old castles and villages? Well, look no further because our server is like the Castle of Cagliostro meets the Secret of Mamo of Minecraft servers!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling in lava). Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most legendary Minecraft server of all time? Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	7838

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9789	Star Shards Collected:	240
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5922	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

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