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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2165 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3056 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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