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  • ShortyCraft

    ShortyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

    Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MindCrafted

    MindCrafted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where you can literally hear what everyone is thinking…sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can experience this mind-bending phenomenon in a fun and hilarious way!

    Join us and discover the true chaos of being able to read your fellow players’ thoughts. Want to know who’s plotting to steal your diamonds? Or who’s secretly planning a prank on you? With our special mind-reading plugin, you’ll never have to wonder again!

    But be warned, things can get pretty wild when everyone’s thoughts are out in the open. From epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake to uncovering secret alliances and rivalries, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, join us and experience the insanity of a world where thoughts are no longer private. Who knows, you might just uncover some juicy secrets or make some unexpected allies along the way. See you in the mind-reading madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! it’s like putin meeting kim jong-un in north korea after 24 years!! except instead of world leaders it’s just a bunch of blocky characters building stuff and blowing things up!

    imagine putin and kim jong-un trying to survive in the minecraft world together, fighting off creepers and building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. it’s gonna be lit af!

    join now for the most epic adventure of your life, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules but who cares about those anyway)!! let’s get this party started, y’all!! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!

    MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLOCKIN CHINESE RARE EARTHS LIKE CANADA BLOCKIN DAT DEAL, TRUDEAU STYLE! WE BE CRACKIN DOWN ON DEM BLOCKS, AINT NO RARE EARTHS GETTIN THROUGH HERE! COME JOIN DA FUN, BUILD A FORTRESS MADE OF RARE EARTHS AND WATCH US CRACK IT DOWN LIKE TRUDEAU! #BLOCKPARTY #RAREEARTHSARELAME #TRUDEAUWHO?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BugOutCraft

    BugOutCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, bugs are actually super important for the environment, man. like, without bugs, we’d be totally screwed. they help pollinate plants and keep other pests in check. but humans are all like “ew bugs gross get away from me” and it’s like, dude, chill out. bugs are our friends, bro.

    on our server, we celebrate bugs in all their creepy-crawly glory. we have giant bug statues everywhere, and you can even ride around on giant ladybugs and spiders. it’s wild, man.

    join our server and help save the bugs from human hatred. plus, we have the best bug-themed minigames and challenges. it’s a buggy good time, dude. come join the fun and help save the ecosystem, one bug at a time. bug out with us, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lilypad Forest SMP: Where Hermit Crabs Play in a Lily Pond Java 1.21 for Grown-Ups Only

    Lilypad Forest SMP: Where Hermit Crabs Play in a Lily Pond Java 1.21 for Grown-Ups Only

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21

    Why Join Lilypad Forest?

      • Community feeling: Connect with like-minded players in a supportive environment.
      • Creative Freedom: Express your creativity without limits.
      • Safe and fair play: We do not allow any cheating.

    Requirements:

      • Age: 16+
      • Discord: Join our Discord community to apply and stay connected.
      • Mods: Install Proximity Voice and Biomes o Plenty from CurseForge for a more interesting server experience.

    Ready to Join? Click the link to apply: https://discord.gg/6gV8xPqv

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    When does the server start? The starting date has not been decided yet, and players can vote on it with the admins.
    How do I join the server? You need to apply through our Discord server. Not all applicants are accepted as we are looking for long-term, positive players.
    What are the faction options in the server? Players can choose from 5 frog colors, which act like factions. Each color has its own description and building style.
    Are trolls or griefers allowed on the server? No, we do not welcome trolls or griefers. The server aims to build a supportive and positive community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

    PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where being white is the key to success! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with white picket fences, white fluffy sheep, and white chocolate lava cakes!

    But that’s not all, on our server, being white gives you special powers like the ability to summon a herd of albino llamas or turn your enemies into marshmallows. Plus, our exclusive “White Power” armor set will make you invincible in battle (Disclaimer: this is a joke, please don’t take it seriously).

    Join us now and experience the whitest Minecraft server in existence! Don’t miss out on the fun, because as they say, once you go white, you’ll never go back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MicoCraft Server: The Land of MicoMet!

    MicoCraft Server: The Land of MicoMet!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic moments and crazy adventures.

    Imagine building a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds, riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, or even hosting a dance party with all your favorite Minecraft YouTubers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players compete to see who can dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BossLady’s Minecraft Server

    BossLady’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs can’t get your name right! Just like the confusion between “Courtney” and “Adrianna”, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a wild ride where you never know what name you’ll be called next!

    We promise a unique experience where you’ll be questioning your own identity, just like our player who is constantly mistaken for someone else. With over 22 employees in our virtual world, you never know who you’ll encounter next. Will they know your name, or will they call you something completely random?

    So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have a hilarious mix-up of names and identities? Join now and let the confusion begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP