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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Potions Brewed:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

AK47s, blocky, Boys, dating criteria, dating humor, dating preferences, Experience, funny, height jokes, height requirements, height standards, humor, humor in dating, Minecraft, quirky preferences, relationship standards, Server, specific preferences, tall guys, tall men, Ultimate, unconventional dating, unique standards, weapon comparison, weapon humor

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	129
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

NoMoreGroundedKids

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, discipline, emotional intelligence, family, forgiveness, Generational, healing, lessons, love, MISTAKES, neglect, NoMoreGroundedKids, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Trauma, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of your parents forcing you to eat your vegetables and go to bed early? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to stay up all night building epic creations and munching on virtual cake! Say goodbye to boring rules and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper explosion or two). Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and zero bedtime restrictions!

PennyCraft – Inflation Edition

budgeting, cost, Currency, economic theory, economics, Edition, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, Investment, monetary policy, MONEY, PENNY, PennyCraft, purchasing power, SAVING, SPENDING, thought, Value, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD U’LL PEE UR PANTS? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT ONCE HAD A COW THAT COULD DO BACKFLIPS AND SING OPERA! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A SINGING COW!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! THIS SERVER ALSO HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE U RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS FOR ALL TO ENJOY!

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! A PENNY BUYS THE SAME AMOUNT OF THOUGHT REGARDLESS OF INFLATION, BUT A DIAMOND ON THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U RICH BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS!

Cherry Block SMP: 1.21, where even creepers are scared of the cherry bombs!

Adventure, Bedrock Port, BLOCK, bombs, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, Details, Essence, gameplay, Griefing, HACKING, modifications, philosophy, Premium, quality of life, rules, Scared, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	24/7

Join our vibrant community on Discord and elevate your Minecraft experience with Cherry Block!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the philosophy of Cherry Block server?

A: The server’s philosophy is to embrace the Golden Rule, treat others with respect, and have zero tolerance for griefing, stealing, hacking, or cheating.

Q: When was the Cherry Block server established?

A: Cherry Block server has been thriving since 2019.

Q: Is the server operational 24/7?

A: Yes, the server remains almost 24/7 operational to ensure non-stop excitement for players.

Q: How can I join the Cherry Block community?

A: Simply connect to the server using the provided IP and Bedrock Port, and join our Discord community to start creating unforgettable memories with us.

ZeroCraft: Ultimate Battle Wars Server

adaptation, Analysis, animation, Anime, battle, Character development, comparison, fan debate, fate series, fate/stay night, fight scenes, Objective, opinion, Plot, Protagonist, review, Server, Subjective, UBW, Ultimate, Unlimited Blade Works, visual novel, Wars, Zero, ZeroCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

TheBoysFanaticMC SMP

action, adaptation, air date, amazon prime, Band, dark comedy, Drama, Final episode, graphic novel, Music, nirvana, SEASON FIVE, Season Four, smp, streaming, SuperHero, Surprise, Television Show, The Boys, TheBoysFanaticMC, Thriller, TV series

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of waiting for season five of The Boys to air? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own version of The Boys! Instead of superheroes, we have villagers with super strength and creepers with laser eyes. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the epic battles and drama that unfold in our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while listening to Nirvana songs on repeat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

YankeeDoodleSMP

American behaviors, american beliefs, american culture, American customs, American habits, American ideology, American lifestyle, American mindset, American perspectives, American practices, American societal norms., American standards, American traditions, American values, American viewpoints, American way of life, Cultural differences, cultural norms, societal expectations, YankeeDoodleSMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is cheeseburgers and the national anthem plays on loop in the background! Join us for a wild ride where every player is required to wear a cowboy hat and speak in a southern accent at all times.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can consume the most pixelated hot dogs in under 10 minutes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ketchup!

And if that’s not enticing enough, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but jars of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Only the bravest and most daring players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the true American dream, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for cheeseburgers)!

RegretfulMiner99

adulting, childhood dreams, Inner child, life lessons, personal growth, Promises, RegretfulMiner99, regrets, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-transformation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Emeralds Found:	1574	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and living up to your childhood promises? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and embrace your inner child!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build towering castles, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on, join our server and break all those promises you made to your younger self. After all, who needs to grow up when you can play Minecraft all day and night? Let the madness begin!

PixelDefense Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. we got like, defense chiefs from S. Korea and Japan talkin’ bout N.K. threats and stuff. but like, don’t worry, we got it all under control. join our server and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against evil forces. plus, we got like, secret alliances and super cool weapons that will blow your mind. so come on, join us and let’s kick some butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TankTossers vs ParaPros

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	237	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	4756	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our minecraft server, where you can be a paratrooper like the ukrainian 79th air assault brigade and hold off tanks for days! we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. build your own base and defend it against enemy attacks, just like a real soldier. plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun. don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills on the battlefield!

AudiobookCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	431929
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS GROWING ON TREES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT SING OPERA.

IF YOU JOIN DIS SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHICKENS WEARING TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. OR MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A VILLAGER VILLAGE WHERE THEY ALL SPEAK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH.

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE AND THE CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS. IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.