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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

EuroCraft: Seize Russia’s Loot!

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Economy, EuroCraft, Europe, european economy, European solidarity, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Loot, Politics, russia, RUSSIAN ASSETS, Russias, sanctions, sanctions against russia, Seize, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! Europe comes in and is like, “We’re seizing all of Russia’s billions to help Ukraine!” And you’re just like, “Wait, what? In Minecraft? That’s crazy, bro!” But then you realize, this server is so lit that even real life countries are getting involved! Join now to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, where anything can happen, even international political drama!

Loud Silence Minecraft

ambient noise, Background noise, Calm, contemplation, inner peace, loud, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise, Peace, Quiet, Relaxation, sensory overload, Serenity, Silence, solitude, Sound, Stillness, Tranquility

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

are you ready to enter a world where silence is loud and noise is silent? come join our minecraft server where the cows speak in pig latin and the creepers do the macarena before exploding!

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the chickens have learned how to breakdance.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

Drought-Ready Trees – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	82
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2859
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	363636

hey u, yes u, do u like trees? do u like minecraft? well u r in luck cuz dis server has trees dat have never known plentiful rainfall so dey r super prepared for droughts, like dey r so ready dey could survive in a desert made of lava, no joke. join dis server and u can witness these super trees in all their glory, dey even talk to u in a secret tree language dat only u can understand. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet rock dat can do backflips and sing the national anthem. so what r u waiting for? come join da fun and experience da magic of trees dat defy all odds.

Warlords Domain

Adventure, alliances, banner, BETRAYAL, Builders, Cross-Play, Economy, Epic battles, Factions, Glory, Raids, Sieges, strategic gameplay, strategists, TEAM, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, WARFARE, Warlords Domain, Warriors

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The gates to Warlord’s Domain are open! This is no ordinary Minecraft server it’s a realm of factions, warfare, and glory. Form or join factions to claim land, forge alliances (or betray them!), and engage in epic battles, raids, and sieges. With an intuitive UI-based economy, strategic gameplay, and exciting events like tournaments and treasure hunts, the realm offers endless opportunities for warriors, strategists, and builders alike. Gather your team, claim your banner, and prepare for adventure.

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In need for people that want to take part in our upcoming mc event [roleplay]

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	985492	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Medieval PvP / Role-play
Language	German
Seats	Limited availability

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Where can I find people to participate in the event?	The event is hosted in German and has limited seats. You can find more information in the trailer and join the Discord server.
What is the trailer link?	Trailer Link
What is the Discord server link?	Discord Link

Endless Horizon 1.20.6

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1081
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	224
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join this server if you want to experience the chaos of a world where plans don’t even exist!

We’ve got mobs that dance the cha-cha and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

Build a house out of floating watermelons or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

Don’t question reality, just embrace the madness and join us on this wild ride!

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Spasmic Loneliness Island

amblyopia, blisters, control, deafness, depression, eye condition, floating feeling, headphones, Hearing, Insanity, ISLAND, lazy eye disease, Loneliness, mental health, Music, physical spasms, schizophrenia, sedentary lifestyle, SELF AWARENESS, Spasmic, speed walking, stereo blindness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Zombie Dances:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in breaking free from the sedentary lifestyle of society and embrace the madness of our virtual world. Spend your time speed walking around our virtual halls like a madman, asserting your control over yourself. Feel the blisters on your feet as you float through our unique challenges.

Work part time or full time in our virtual jobs to destroy that floating feeling, but beware – you may end up with a schizophrenia diagnoses from our virtual doctors. Embrace your inner craziness as you navigate through the world of amblyopia, where eye conditions affect your hearing and nothing is as it seems.

Join us in this wild adventure and let your left eye be slightly smaller than your right, because here at our Minecraft server, we celebrate the madness in all of us. So come on, put on your headphones and let’s get started on this crazy journey together!

PartyPooper Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, cancel party, Communication, Conflict, emotions, Empathy, expecting hubby, family, football parties, GRIEVING, Hospital, Minecraft, neighbors, parents, PartyPooper, passing, potluck, Respect, Server, Sickness, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw football parties every Sunday! And no, we’re not talking about virtual football, we’re talking about real-life, potluck, drinkin’ and eatin’ football parties. It’s a wild time, let me tell ya.

So, picture this: you log on to our server and you’re immediately transported to a world where every day is a football party. You can bring your own virtual snacks and drinks, and join in on the fun with your fellow players. It’s like tailgating, but in Minecraft!

Now, here’s where it gets crazy. One time, our server owner’s dad was sick and she had to leave for a few days to be with him. When she came back, expecting some peace and quiet, she found the whole server throwing a massive football party in her absence. Can you imagine the chaos? It was like a virtual frat house up in here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s always down for a good time, join us! Just be prepared for some unexpected parties and maybe a little drama along the way. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? So come on over and let’s kick off the ultimate Minecraft football party!

LessonDodgeCraft

breathing techniques, Communication, debt struggles, Facebook drama, financial stress, lesson cancellation, lesson payment, LessonDodgeCraft, migraine excuse, minimum wage, missed lesson, money handling, money hungry, online payment, opera performance, opera singer, singing lessons, small country, teacher fees, unfair treatment, vocal training

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer singing lessons from a world-famous opera singer who travels the globe to perform in exotic locations! And get this – it’s only 20 diamonds per hour! That’s right, in a world where the minimum wage is 4 diamonds an hour, this is a steal!

But wait, there’s more! If you miss a lesson, you still have to pay for it. Just like in other countries far, far away. It’s all part of the plan, baby! And if you don’t pay up, our opera singer might just start a Facebook rant about you. Talk about drama!

So come join our server, where you can learn to sing like a pro and navigate the treacherous waters of opera singer drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a migraine and have to come up with a crazy excuse like our friend here. The possibilities are endless!

MineCraftUtopia

Altruism, community service, compassion, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Empathy, environmental stewardship, equality, ethical behavior, Generosity, global citizenship, Kindness, mindfulness, MineCraftUtopia, positive thinking, respect for others, Selflessness, social responsibility, teamwork, Unity, volunteering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	178	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Farms Harvested:	441
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Void Armor Forged:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance! Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building pixelated sculptures of famous historical figures using only dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of explosive chickens that rain down chaos on unsuspecting travelers. Will you be brave enough to challenge the Chicken King and claim the title for yourself?

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a creeper. See you in the pixelated world, adventurer!