Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
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| World Border Size | 20,000 blocks |
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A: Yes, members come from all around the world including the United States, Germany, and Mongolia.
A: Yes, English is encouraged for public discord server and in-game chat, but other languages are welcome in voice chat as long as everyone is respectful.
A: Join our Discord Server and fill out the application form to get started.
>Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?
Join our server and witness the explosive power of creepers in a safe and blocky environment!
>Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by griefers?
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>Do you want to build a giant statue of yourself out of blocks?
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>Sick of boring old survival mode?
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>Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies?
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>Are you a virgin with a big dick?
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>What are you waiting for?
Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (up)!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between your best friend, your niece, and a random guy who may or may not be your soulmate. Who will you choose? Who will end up heartbroken? The drama never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Birthday parties that turn into wedding receptions, family feuds that rival the Montagues and Capulets, and unexpected serenades from drunk party guests – it’s all here waiting for you to explore.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of chaos and craziness in a blocky world? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the drama unfold!
Imagine a world where bridesmaids can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a low-cut dress or a full suit of armor. Our server is all about embracing individuality and expressing yourself through fashion choices.
No more worrying about cleavage drama or fat-shaming accusations – on our server, everyone is free to wear whatever makes them feel fabulous. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in fashion shows and show off your unique style to the whole server.
So why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fashion freedom? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!
Imagine this: you join our server and start building your virtual empire. Suddenly, a mysterious player drops a chest filled with diamonds worth Two Hundred and Fifty Million Dollars in real life! And just like magic, your virtual empire grows and your in-game wealth skyrockets to One Hundred and Eighty Billion dollars!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players with the most diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky challenge and claim even more riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, adventure, and maybe even a ghostly encounter or two!
imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a hidden stash of uranium, talk about a plot twist! or maybe u wanna build a nuclear reactor in ur base, just be careful not to blow everything up!
join us now for a radioactive adventure like no other, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe the radiation poisoning. but who cares when u can have this much fun, right? so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get glowing!
imagine diving deep into the baltic sea to fight off sabotage and save the internet from crashing! you’ll be a hero in the digital world and the minecraft world! 🦸♂️🎮
we have custom underwater bases, high-tech gadgets, and even a secret society of dolphins who help us in our mission. 🐬🕵️♂️
join now and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! protect the cables, save the internet, and become a legend! 💻🔒🏆
what are you waiting for? dive in and join the fun! 🌊🎉 #savethecables #minecraftheroes
And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?
So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.