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Height Jokes

  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

    Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

    Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShowerCraftNoBFs

    ShowerCraftNoBFs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

    No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

    Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BodySwapCraft

    BodySwapCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

    Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineTrumpBorderTroop

    MineTrumpBorderTroop

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Plastic Brainz R Us

    Plastic Brainz R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rolium

    Rolium

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Minecraft Best Gens Server with custom bosses & dungeons!

    ========================== IP: rolium.net ===========================

    > Join Discord Server Now!

    https://discord.gg/roliumgen

    rolium.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP