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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

CraftyMuslims vs. IsraelCrafters

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, CraftyMuslims, extremism, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, IsraelCrafters, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Mosab Hassan Yousef, Muslim Brotherhood, muslims, palestine, palestinian authority, Peace, Politics, Son of Hamas, Terrorism, weapon, West Bank

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	1972	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

so like, we got this epic Minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world, man. like, the land is made of candy and the animals can talk! you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with your diamond sword.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. and if you find the golden apple, you become invincible for 24 hours.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair where you can team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon? yeah, it’s pretty intense.

so come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Stairway to Nowhere

ascent, balance, Decline, Descent, Direction, down, gravity, incline, movement, Observation, orientation, perspective, PHYSICS., Position, spatial awareness, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, standing, steps, up

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

join dis epic minecraft server where gravity is all messed up, u never know if you’re gonna be walking on the ceiling or the floor! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! one time i was mining for diamonds and suddenly i was floating in the air like a majestic unicorn, it was wild man. come join us and experience the thrill of defying gravity in the most chaotic way possible!

HeartCraft: FailVent Coupling

Atrioventricular coupling, Cardiac dysfunction, Cardiac function, cardiac health, Cardiac therapy, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, coupling, FailVent, Heart condition, Heart disease management, Heart failure, Heart failure pathophysiology, Heart failure research, Heart failure therapy, Heart failure treatment, Heart function, heart health, HeartCraft, Medical research, Pathophysiology, Therapeutic aspects, treatment options

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6984
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

hey u! ya u! u lookin for a minecraft server dat will blow ur mind? well u found it! dis server is like no other, cuz we got da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure: Pathophysiological and Therapeutic Aspects!

u might be thinkin, “what da heck does dat even mean?” well let me tell ya, it means we got some crazy cool stuff goin on in dis server. like, u can build a heart-shaped house and it will actually pump like a real heart! how cool is dat?!

not only dat, but we also have special potions dat can cure heart failure in da game. so if ur character is feelin a little weak, just drink one of dose potions and u’ll be back to full health in no time!

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure like never before! trust me, u won’t regret it!

FantyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, Battles, Chaos, Donations, Epic, FantyWorld, Friends, Glory, Grief Opportunities, grief server, imagination, Kits, Magic, Minecraft, Mystic Talismans, Mysticism, PvP, Skills, Territories, World of Exploration

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Villages Defended:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3864	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft grief server – a place where adventure and mysticism are combined with unbridled fun!

? Mystic Talismans: Open the doors to a world of mystery and magic with our unique Mystic Talismans. Develop your skills and open up new opportunities!

? Kits and Donations: Upgrade your gaming experience with exclusive kits and donations that will help you become a real griefer guru. Support the server and get access to unique features!

? World of Exploration: Our server offers a huge world where amazing adventures and interesting locations await you. Explore, build and conquer new territories with your friends!

? Battles and PvP: Are you ready to become the king of PvP? Take part in epic battles and battle other players to prove your skills and win glory on the server!

? Grief Opportunities: Here you can feel like a real griefer, hacking, building huge structures or just causing chaos! It all depends on your imagination!

Join us today and experience a world where every day brings new adventures and surprises! Our grief server is waiting for you!

FantyWorld.mineserver.xyz

Earth Network

Adventure, brave, Builder, Community, Conquer, Discord, Diverse, Earth Network, Economy, Explorer, Gamemodes, Master, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, Other, Plugins, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Skyblockserver, Spawnershop, Strategist, Survival, twitter, Underground Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to Earth Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Dive into our diverse gamemodes: conquer the wild in Survival, master the skies in Skyblock, and brave the depths in Underground Survival. Each mode offers unique challenges and endless adventures. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or strategist, Earth Network has something for everyone. Stay tuned for more exciting gamemodes coming soon. Join our vibrant community and embark on your next Minecraft adventure with Earth Network today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/Twitter: twitter.com/earthnetwork

play.earthnetwork.xyz

Threecraft: Where adults pretend to be Hermit-like Swedes, but really just play Minecraft all day

Adults, anti-grief, Builder, Community, Day, Experience, hermit-like, hermitlike, Minecraft, nystart, Online 24/7, Paper, Play, Players, Plugins, PRETEND, redstoner, rules, Server, servern, Shoppingdistrict, Swedes, Swedish, Threecraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	74
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla with anti-grief plugins
Server Launch Date	June 13th
Community Age	Several years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

Threecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with anti-grief plugins to enhance gameplay experience.

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules are based on common sense – no stealing, no griefing, respect others’ builds and ask for permission before using others’ farms, including villagers.

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

Yes, players are free to build wherever they want on the server, whether they are builders or redstoners.

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a shopping district for players interested in trading and commerce.

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to us via our communication channels.

EunuchCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, asian empowerment, asian identity, Asian male, Asian masculinity, asian men, asian representation, Asian stereotypes, cultural stereotypes, discrimination, emasculation, EunuchCraft, gender discrimination, Gender Roles, male emasculation, Masculinity, Minecraft, Minority representation, modern day eunuch, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by an actual modern-day eunuch! That’s right, our fearless leader is a eunuch who brings a whole new level of excitement to the game.

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles where the eunuch leads us to victory with his unmatched strategic skills (and lack of distractions). Plus, rumor has it that the eunuch has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and unique as our eunuch leader. From crazy build competitions to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the eunuch’s right-hand man (or woman) in no time!

Dad’s Revenge Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, consequences, Dads, emotional baggage, family, Father, forgiveness, get back at dad, grudges, hate, healing, Minecraft, MISTAKES, parenting, personal growth, regret, relationships, Resentment, Revenge, self reflection, Server, Therapy, tollers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Farms Harvested:	206

Are you tired of your dad always telling you what to do? Join our Minecraft server and rebel against authority by building the most outrageous structures and causing chaos in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe years from now you’ll look back and realize it was all your dad’s fault for not stopping you from joining in the first place. Join now and unleash your inner rebellious Toller!

Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server

alcohol, anger, Argument, Cancel, Communication, compromise, cruise, dressy, elope, Fancy, Havoc, honeymoon, luxury, Marriage, mature conversation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perks, reconciliation, relationship, Server, suite, Upset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!

Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

VlogGoneWildMC

AH (asshole), anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, deleting footage, Drama, home tour, housewarming, impulse, milestone, mixed reactions, party footage, privacy, realtors, Row, Trust, Understanding, vlogger friend, VlogGoneWildMC

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike Suzy the vlogger, we promise not to film your entire house and broadcast it to the world. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of unwanted house tours. Plus, we have epic parties with no cameras allowed, so you can let loose and have fun without worrying about being on someone’s vlog. Join us now and say goodbye to nosy vloggers invading your personal space!