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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	145	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

CraftyComforts

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

PagerBombPvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	743299
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Crafty Gender Wars

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, ya know? We got girls slayin’ it in reading and boys crushin’ it in science, like whoa! And get this, in this server, the girls are like the queens of the land, ruling over all with their epic reading skills. And the boys? Well, they’re like the mad scientists, creating crazy contraptions and blowing stuff up left and right. It’s a total gender showdown, but in the most epic way possible. So, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and show off your academic strengths in the most insane Minecraft server ever!

KiguChuuba’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5792
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	8559
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where anything goes, including full body IRL streams with chuubas in kigurumi cosplay? Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, where you can build your dream world while watching chuubas strut their stuff in adorable animal onesies. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community – join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: HoloGTA Reaction Streamer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4330
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchantments Applied:	175	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ores Mined:	9879
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a group of players riding pigs into battle against an army of creepers, all while wearing diamond armor made out of rainbow blocks. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireballs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most epic and hilarious adventures of your life!

No Plane No Gain Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	173
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	621
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Yotei’s Ghost Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7362
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	129	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Oh, let me tell you about the Ghost of Yotei protagonist on our Minecraft server! This ghostly figure roams the land, haunting players and causing mischief at every turn. But don’t worry, he’s actually a friendly spirit who just wants to play pranks on unsuspecting miners.

Join our server to see if you can outsmart the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and earn his favor. Rumor has it that those who befriend him are granted special powers and abilities, like the ability to turn into a chicken at will or summon a herd of explosive pigs.

But beware, the Ghost of Yotei protagonist is known to have a mischievous side. He might lead you on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava traps or challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to befriend the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and unlock his hidden powers. Just watch out for his ghostly pranks along the way!