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  • CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

    Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Camp Craft

    Camp Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! I’m Magic, I’m 31yo M and a regular nerdy guy. I work in IT, but for fun I love all things fantasy, sci-fi and horror! I play various games but have always loved minecraft. It marries my passions for creativity, exploration, and accomplishing difficult feats. I play other games from time to time like Runescape, Pokemon, Mario, Souls game, Resident Evil, Destiny 2, Warframe, Halo; so big plus if you also want to play any of those too.

    🟠What our Server is:🟠

    Our Server was started 1/26

    We opened the End the following weekend 2/2

    We are currently planning a UHC event, likely in a weekend or two.

    We are a 18+ Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla SMP focused on community and building. We have a cozy group of active players and woould like to invite you to share in the great community we’ve cultivated so far. We have about 20+ players and normally 5+ people on every night hanging out and collaborating on projects, building farms, and bases.

    This server will never ask of any money from you, I will not collect donation, I will not sell ranks, I will not sell anything, I can support the service just fine, and want to keep this server running for years to come. I take daily backups so your hard work will always be safe.

    While we don’t sell ranks, we do have a rank system with 4 tracks. The tracks are for Playtime, Redstone builds, Stone builds (castles/towers/dungeons), Artisan Builds (villages/ships/art). The Tier 1 rank will give you access to 90% of the commands and can be obtained after completing your first build. Tiers 2&3 add some small additional perks like more homes to set.

    Along side ranks we have a lot of plugins to increase the quality of life and fun you’ll experience on the server.

    🟡Plugin List:🟡

    AuctionHouse

    BlueMap

    Essentialx

    GriefPrevention

    Jobs

    McMMO

    PlayerWarps

    QuickShop

    WildRTP

    Plus additional mods for server maintenance, cheat detection, and grief prevention.

    We have a few easy to follow rules, that could mostly be summed up by being a nice person.

    🟢Rules:🟢

    -Be Nice

    -No Harrassment or Bigotry (zero tolerance)

    -Don’t Cheat, no one likes a stinky cheater

    -No Griefing/Stealing

    -If you’re planning a build next to another player’s build please get consent firstly

    -Please claim build that are important to you, it’s the easiest way to protect your work

    -Item Dupes are not allowed, but entity dupes like TNT will be allowed, just don’t lag the server to death

    -Chat will not be monitored as we are 18+, but hate speech and harrasment are strictly forbidden. Religion and Politics are discouraged

    -No Advertising without permission, if you have a stream or channel you wish to promote ask me and we can work out how you may do so

    -If you find you are having an issue with another player, don’t escalate the situation or you may find yourself in trouble too; please message me or other staff in that situation

    If this has you as excited as I am, please fill out the application below and I will whitelist you on the server and send you an invite to our Discord!

    🔵Application:🔵

    Preferred name:

    Minecraft name:

    Discord name:

    Age:

    Country & Timezone:

    Why are you interested in joining Camp Craft?

    How active will you be?

    What other hobbies do you enjoy/what other games do you play?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bracket Earth SMP Server

    Bracket Earth SMP Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: server.bracketproto.com

    Map: http://server.bracketproto.com:8123/

    Version: Java 1.20.4 or earlier Description:

    Join a community and build amazing structures on this SMP server featuring real-world terrain! Collaborate to recreate landmarks, establish towns, and transform the landscape into something new!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net

    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

    Wiki: https://docs.frontiersmp.net/

    Map: http://play.frontiersmp.net:8200

    Version: 1.20.4

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a PvP server based on enhancing the Towny elements to their full potential with NO PAY TO WIN. Towns can survey for resources, capture specific points to collect bonuses, and even participate in weekly Siege Wars. With the custom resources, you can craft furniture, unique tools, enchants, or even grow custom crops in specific seasons. The possibilities are endless, and Season 1 has just launched. At the end of the season, points will be tallied and the victors will be given rewards! Join us now for an awesome experience!

    Season 1:

    Season 1 is now live and expect it to run for about 6 months. After the season has ended, we will tally up points and distribute rewards to the victors! To gain points you can do anything from having the most kills, to having the best looking town! More details soon to come.

    Main Features:

    🚩 No Pay To Win

    🏰Towny

    ⛏Jobs

    🏹 McMMO

    🌲Custom Terrain

    ⛰ Capture Sites

    💑Fully Player Run Economy

    🛒Chest Shops

    ⚡Player Warps

    🌎BlueMap

    🎁Custom Shops

    🖌️ArtMap

    We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EcoMC Towny Server

    EcoMC Towny Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Now in open public Beta release!

    After almost 8 years, we’re back!EcoMC is a thriving Minecraft towny server with a variety of fun activities and custom server features which include but are not limited to:

    Cases and keysMcMMOTownyJobsCustom world generationExp BottlingSilkSpawnersOur custom dynamic price admin shop plugin which has dynamic supply/demand price updatingOur custom QOL Pickup Filter plugin which allows you to whitelist and black what ground items you pickupOur custom Player Warps plugin which allows you to create your own warpsOur custom Donor rank system which revolves around an in game donor currency called EcoCredits which are attainable even if you never donate a dimeOur custom Scrolls plugin which allows you to craft 1 time use “scrolls” which have different one-time use features

    And much much more…

    We offer a custom experience you will find on no other server driven by our numerous custom plugins as well as some of the best public plugins. But why have me tell you about it when you can come see yourself! You’ll find that we offer a Towny survival experience like no other at EcoMC with our well trained staff team and mature community. So what are you waiting for come check it out today at Play.EcoMC.us!

    play.ecomc.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP