We have a special mini-game where you can compete to see which race is the worst to be short in Minecraft.
From tiny Endermen to pint-sized Piglins, you’ll have a blast trying to survive and thrive in a world where height is everything.
So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to watch your head!
In our world, being a manlet means you have super speed, can jump higher than anyone else, and can fit into tiny spaces to escape danger. Plus, you’ll be the cutest player on the server, guaranteed to steal everyone’s hearts.
But that’s not all! As a manlet, you’ll also receive special disability benefits in the form of diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a pet dragon to ride into battle. Who needs height when you have all that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a manlet is actually the best thing ever!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden disco ball in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Llama King himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with tiny actresses, dancing llamas, and disco ball wishes!
Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.
So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.
Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!
Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.
We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.
And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.
Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.
We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!
And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!
We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.
Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?
So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!
if you join, you get to be the honorary mayor of the chicken city and get to make important decisions like what kind of seeds they should plant and what color to paint their eggs.
also, we have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the cheesiest ride in all of minecraft!
plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. you can prance around and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.
so come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft! it’s gonna be cluckin’ awesome!
if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.
so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).
| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.4 |
| Website | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ |
| Discord | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord |
UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!
A: No, using hacks or cheats is strictly prohibited on UneasyVanilla.
A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.
A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.
A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on UneasyVanilla.
1. Our main antagonist, HOWLER, is on a mission to steal all the diamonds in the server to fund his secret obsession with building a diamond castle in the sky. Will you be able to stop him and claim the diamonds for yourself?
2. Valentine, one of our players, is determined to make Americans prosper in the server by creating a virtual economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. Join his faction and become rich beyond your wildest dreams!
3. Toru, another player, is plotting to have his race control society and institutions in the server by building a massive fortress guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Will you join forces with him or stand against his tyrannical rule?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even uncover the secret motivations of HOWLER and his crew. It’s gonna be a rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!