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ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

Debunked, genetics, health, height, height and health, height and lifespan, height and longevity, height and mortality, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, Myths, Opinions, research, short people, ShortyLivesLonger, smp, tall myths, tall people, tall people myths, tall vs short

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6219
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	4029
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8836	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Votes:	7593
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	116

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1356	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8906
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Votes:	8725
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

CraftyTruthsMC

Accurate, Authenticity, BELIEVABLE, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, credibility, Deception, genuine, genuine communication, honest communication, Honesty, honesty vs authenticity, honesty vs perception, Integrity, Perception, sincerity, Transparent, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, truthfulness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the pigs can actually fly here! Yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs! And not just that, but the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you for a second, but it’s totally worth it. And get this, the zombies do the thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like a party all the time on this server, man! So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

MayanBoysGoneWild

Ancient civilization, Ancient rituals, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Boys, central america, Child sacrifices, closely related, Cultural traditions, historical discovery, human sacrifice, indigenous cultures, Maya site, MayanBoysGoneWild, Mesoamerica, pre-Columbian era, religious ceremonies, ritual killings, ritualistic practices, sacrificial victims

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	148
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	578	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mayan rituals with a twist! we sacrifice children but dont worry, its only boys and theyre all closely related! come witness the mayhem and join in on the fun, its a once in a lifetime experience you wont want to miss! plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the sacrificial festivities begin!