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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 646 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!