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Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crops Grown:	8707

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6461	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	5626
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3554
Love Letters Sent:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	8810
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	7934	Emeralds Found:	210
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	5534
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!