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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

abolish authority, AnonCraft, Anons, biden, Democracy, freedom, Governance, Hegel’s dialect, Minecraft, oligarchy, Patriot Act, picrel, Power to the people, pseudo-saviours, Server, slide threads, Synthesis, Terrorism, totalitarianism, trump, two party system

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Towns Built:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being misled by the political system? Join our Minecraft server and create your own government where the people truly have the power! Forget about Biden and Trump, on our server, you can be the one in charge. No more fake democracy, only true freedom for all players. Build your own utopia and overthrow the oligarchy of rich players and powerful mobs. Join us and let’s create a world where everyone has a voice and authority is a thing of the past. SAGE ALL SLIDE THREADS and join the revolution!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance party! #29

29.., all hope is over, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Dance, Japan, Party, Resist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to all hope because on our server, Japan has taken over and turned everything upside down!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle samurais, dodge ninja attacks, and try to survive in a world where sushi reigns supreme. But hey, at least the cherry blossoms are pretty, right?

So if you’re ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Japan-ified world!

Snowy Creeper Revenge: Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

AMA, black man, collide, controversial, creeper, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, explosions, History, interracial dating, Liberation, prejudice, race relations, relationships, Revenge, Slavery, Snowy, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace diversity in all forms, even in dating preferences! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate revenge for centuries of slavery by dating exclusively white women in the virtual world. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories, just like the one of our founder who is on a mission to shake things up in the dating world. So come on in and let’s have some fun together! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… or pixels.

FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

Adventure, AMERICANS, Average, Average American, culture, discovery, Enjoy, enjoying, Experience, Exploration, Finally, finland, FinlandCraft, Food, Foreign, home, Immersion, Language, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Nature, new, Nordic, Outdoor, Scandinavian, SightSeeing, travel

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2916
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3178
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5121	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

#youtube, Australia, Australia riots, breaking out, Chaos, civil disturbance, current events, Disasters, Edition, Live, mainstream media, MAYHEM, media coverage, Minecraft, News, protest, Riots, second attack, Shutdown, Social Issues, stabbing attack, Unrest, Video, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

bad, bros, brother, Choker, Church, church girl, compliments, cute, emasculating, flirty, gay fantasies, knee socks, Laundry, Move, News, OofCraft, Phone, self insert, Sequel, Soccer, soccer player, Story, Surprise, thigh highs, yaoi

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2363	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2173

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5117	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	687
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!