Hegel’s dialect

Join our server if you want to participate in epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. And don’t worry, our Cuboo is always there to guide you with his infinite wisdom (and occasional derpiness).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle: Creeper Edition” where you have to build the most explosive creation possible before the timer runs out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!