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MassCraft: Tiny but Mighty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

u wanna join dis server cuz it be da most MASSIVE server out dere, like so massive u gonna need a telescope to see all da way to da end! we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and a secret underground lair where u can find da rarest diamonds known to man!

once, dis dude named Steve joined our server and he found a magic sword dat could shoot fireballs out its hilt. he used it to defeat a giant zombie pigman dat was terrorizin da land. now he’s a legend in our server, all da villagers sing songs about him and his fiery sword.

if u join our server, u gonna have da time of ur life, buildin epic castles, fightin off creepers, and makin friends with llamas dat can talk! come join us and be a part of da most EPIC adventure u ever had in Minecraft!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	193

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Votes:	4525	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	43539	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7932
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

play.realmsmc.ru:19132

Trash Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	993	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

AI Development Support Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4576
Farms Harvested:	653	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can start from scratch and build your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.

Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.