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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6861 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9580 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3270 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with other players over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Or how about joining our infamous prank war where players have been known to turn entire villages into giant chickens?
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of players who have built a massive roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether! And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most creepers in 60 seconds.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and embrace the malaise of our server!