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Crafty SMP Advice Giver

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3212
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	231

Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

>2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	3940
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

vanilla server where you can relax and just play

we have custom generation

good admin

animine.mineserver.xyz

Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	6998
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
New Chunks Explored:	946755	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!